When tapas hits the Seaview in South Fremantle, the terrorists have won. By Pete F.
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If not for the fact teh kiddies broke my camera last week I would have beat Pete F. to this.
You know there’s a camera on your iPhone, right?
I dont know where the cables are to download stuff.
Bless.
Same cable as the charge cable.
Oh, yeh. Right. Ta.
Next stop burlesque!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not the Seaview.
Oh the humanity
We’re a Tapas band…
We come from Tapas land…
The Clash
sitting in the Seaview with my bullshit detector…
I don’t wanna hear about what Pavlich is doing
I don’t wanna go to where Pavlich is going…
Lot o people wont get not olive tonight
lot of people wont get no ockie tonight
Oh remember, to kick her over
no one will vote for you, missusadelecarles
All across the town, all across the night
Everybody’s driving with full headlights
Purple and white turn it on, bogan with mates
Everybody’s sitting ’round eating tapas plates
Freo’s burning with boredom now
Freo’s burning dial 99999
Sad, but true, TLA.
p.s. I know how you feel, Paul.
end of times indeed.
I think I spy a hint of skinny-jeaned leg through the door.
Nah, its the seaview – the emptiest pub in all of Perth. Not even a belligerent dero, much less a $40 haircut & some skinny jeans.
Pete, I am not unfamiliar with this venue. Things are on the up as evidenced by the sign. I await the next big thing, a Gin bar out the back.
In this context, tapas = overpriced saucer of mini olives (ie finger food). Also, what’s with mini olives?
Isn’t this the pub owned by a coupla Dockers?
And mini samosas and spring rolls.
and mini-kiev
it all started going downhill when the Dockers changed the badge and the uniform
once they got rid of that working class bloke with the beanie, then it was only a short step to tapas, cocktails in goonbags, and imported beer with a head on it
http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDYQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D66xKLWrvGKU&ei=6i7JTMzKLYSgvgOrmozFDw&usg=AFQjCNGA1KQVVlTP8xTQIg7lg62_4dOx_A
that is one sexy url
It’s a Dockers pub? And they’re serving tapas. Next Pavlich will be buying an Onkyo or Beomaster and it will truly be all over.
:-( 165 gigalitre draw from gnangara this year
worst of perth
stop drinking all the water you cunts
Gigalitre 1. Rinsing artichokes at the Seaview.
don’t blame Freo
they have been following John Butler’s lead by not showering or washing their hair
Drinking? Really?
More inanity from Shallow Spice. She even manages to include a probable urban myth as fact.
Shadida ?
And isn’t this dumb kids name story done about every second week?
it is done every time they publish the records from the previous year, which has just happened in the UK:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/oct/27/oliver-top-boys-name-jack
Shallow Spice has never been known to leave her building to find a story, unless the story is at Luxe Bar
Rattler was claiming about an hour ago that Muhammad was now number one (Oliver 2nd, Jack 3rd) ?!
He’s more likely to take his cue from this kind of stuff, ronggly, which omits the Guardian’s qualification that “As in previous years, the name Mohammed, which ranked 16th, would take top place among boys if all possible spellings were aggregated. But as a spokesman for the Official for National Statistics pointed out, this is potentially misleading if no other names are similarly combined: there were still more Olivers than Mohammeds if you count the 511 Ollies, 127 Oliviers, 124 Ollys, 16 Ollis and 9 Olis born in 2009. The merging of Harry with Henry and Jack with John would produce similar disruptions to the list.”
Those are the kinds of stats that give me wood.
did he follow it up with the factoid that England’s favourite dish is Chicken Tikka Masala?
that might explain why Ruby is such a popular girl’s name
Speaking of Rattlert, apparently he is the Acting General Manager of 6PR/96FM.
Be afraid, VERY afraid if it becomes permanent – 96FM may change format to Beautiful Music :-)
…Or redneck Rawwwwwk!
Seaview now promoting pear cider on tap. The metrosexuals have clearly won. I’m off to topple the Bon Scott statue, and then give it a thrashing with a Dunlop Volley.
It’s called something else now, isn’t it? Or is that the Davilak?
Before or after youve knocked back a cider?
That would be the Davilak NF#1, now the South Beach Hotel, complete with polished wood, artifacts & completely indifferent service.
Except in the back bar, with TAB, pool tables & nary a skinny trou’ to be seen.
Looks like the Bayswater Tabben but it’s in Fremantle.