Monthly Archives: September 2010

Piss sinkers united…

…may sometimes be divided. This is the march on the VC’s office, protesting against the restrictions to be placed on any 2010 Octoberfest at Curtin University. It’s happening as I type! At any moment I expect flames to be rising … Continue reading

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Trinity La Posh

From Carla. Maddington Woman, stay away from me- ee. “La” posh means “The” posh for uncultured readers.And to even it up, one from Trinity Arcade in the city, where James N notes that the posters advertising prints of the baby … Continue reading

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Strange Fruit

Applecross trees bear strange fruit, vinyl on the leaves and pvc at the root, plastic bodies swinging in the southern breeze, Strange fruit hanging from the Jacaranda trees. Here is fruit for the crows to pluck, For the rain to … Continue reading

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A Street Guide to Perth Worsts

Over the last 3 years, there have been certain arteries of worsts that turn up again and again, and which have also had new descriptors established by readers. I thought it might be useful to solidify the definitions and also … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 124

When MRS. Bento sends in two photos of flavoured knobs, you better take notice. She seems to have overcome her eye rolling at Bento’s worsting activities and waded in herself. Bravo if not kudos. Mr Bento weighs in with this … Continue reading

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Reserved for Dirt

It is totally believable that dirt would get reserved parking in Kalgoorlie, particularly behind The Palace Hotel. The gold in there is worth more than your car. From Natalia Fan#1 right?

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The Ghost Hoodie

Hazel, despite having lived in Victoria Park for several months, has only just realised that the quiet dude with the hoodie always sitting in the garden isn’t real. Sometimes someone sits with him. Sometimes he wears the hat and sunnies … Continue reading

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Irrational Hatreds #5 The wisdom of Justin Langer

Justin Langer seems like a nice bloke, a very nice bloke, but the pap dispensed from his website (and by the way thanks for the autoplay audio Juzzy, everyone loves that,) and his books, makes him sound like he’s retarded. … Continue reading

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Temple of Tut

Both The Basstard and Cimbali sent a photo of this place this week, (this is the ‘tard’s shot). If the outside is baffling, what about the temple inside? Some kind of Cocos sacrificing ceremony? Bayswater. Haven’t had to use the … Continue reading

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I Beomaster

Amazingly I have been gifted another turntable! It’s a 3 in 1 Bang and Olufsen, Beocentre 4600 which is an 18kg giant slab of Danish wankology, made between 1977 and 1980, this one believed to be a 1980 model. The … Continue reading

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