I asked Outrage Cohen to look out for any BnS posters when he was in the country, since the event is only a week or so away, but nada. The bumpkins really have been cowed by city smartarses. No poster, nothin. However he did pick up a flyer for the Bindoon Show 2010 Ute Muster. I don’t understand. No animals being rooted by other species graphics. What’s going on in the country?
Sat Oct 16, adults $10, kids 6-15 $5.
The Southern Cross Bush Band are playing.
Best BnS Ute: The ultimate BnS style Ute with everything that screams BnS.
There is also Best Chick’s Ute: Most feminine Ute, with chick touches: seat
covers, toys, stickers, co-ordinated trims, etc.”
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This is yet another example of political correctness gone mad. Our Greens mates haven’t even hit the Senate floor, yet they’ve already gotten even our rootin tootin BnS country cousins cowering in fear. The nationals may not like people that are not white, but one thing that no doubt is in their genes (or in their ‘jeans’… if you know what I mean) would have to be farmyard pornography. Why the fuck else would they oppose the internet filter?
‘co-ordinated trims’ ?
bonus points for lime green highlights?
What does one do at a ute show?
Well I know it’s not about the rooting. I think.
So it’s just about the uteing?
And the trimming.
Classy.
Outrage claimed dogs weren’t allowed at the event. How can you have a ute show without dogs?
No dogs?
That’s gonna put a dampener on the Bundy Bear Baiting.
Yes, well we already knew that as you said it wasn’t about the rooting.
yell at chicks to ‘show us yer uterus’
Anyone got any spare CB antennas for sale? My ute needs another 4 or 5…. Anyone….? Frank?
Next there will be a ban on tuckerboxes.
The terrorists have won.
No.
I have already won.
Was a story in paper today about bloke drowning his dog in an esky. That’s more unaustralian than The Dockers!
I really wanna go trim someone’s tuckerbox.
don’t they some sort of rodeo events where they try and lasso a greased pig from the back of a moving ute?
or was that a dream I had?
I refer you all here once more for a theological perspective on this issue.