More TWOP accomplishment? The bin is gone already? Maybe Robert Juniper called up and shouted at them? If it wasn’t for this, I’d say coincidence. Thanks to MM. I’d like to see the whole thing covered in rubbish within a few days.
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For some reason I’m reminded of the Lorax picking himself up by the seat of the pants and shooting into the sky. All that’s needed is a pile of rocks bearing the word “Unless”.
Perhaps an obliging tagger could scratch that onto the Juniper. Or a cock.
Victory.
If only we could do the same to Winton, Chong, Maddox et al…
Bin and gone?
Midland was constructed using tools; what better motif to adorn this up and coming, refurbished, revitalised (dare one suggest somewhat ethnically cleansed) neighborhood than vague representations of the very instruments of its creation? Can we get some whimsical tool men to aisle 5?
As far as concerns Juniper’s ouevre, I must say I vastly prefer work like this, this, orthis masterpiece – such vision! Such finesse! Such rusticity, such joie de vivre, such darlingtonesque! Ouah ouah ouah! My soul it reverberates with delight!
I really want to get a shot of Juniper’s Rolls Royce.
Could be tricky if it’s the stealth model, TLA, or he could be sneaking around in something less ostentatious.
p.s. Completely OT, but it’s not every day that my little village makes the Australian papers. The kids are loving it, and we’re all looking forward to the monkeys’ explanation, once they get bored.
When you finally get your Scandotrash T, i’d like a picture of it bloodstained and shredded after being attacked by monkeys. Or schoolkids.
You’re not so cynical as to suggest similarities between your vom shots and a work like Lombardina III, are you JJ?
Good question – is this an intelligible response?
(It is not an intelligible response. It is a visual representation of such.)
Mike Parr in Paris?
Was he the chicken killing dude?
Then let River Rooster be our Salon and hair netted teenagers our salonnières.
just dont let this guy cook the Stuffits:
http://www.annaschwartzgallery.com/works/works?artist=45&work=10804&page=1&c=m
1981. Guy Grey-Smith and Robert Juniper have a chat out on the front verge
GGS: How’s the painting going Bob
BJ: Really fucking good thanks Guy, selling really well, they just can’t seem to get enough of Pilbara landscapes… you should try that Guy…
GGS: Try what?
BJ: Pilbara landscapes, they sell real well, gonna buy a new car soon
GGS: But I have been doing Pilbara landscapes Bob, for quite a few years now, in fact…
BJ: Yeah but they gotta be abstract ones, they sell real well the abstract Pilbara landscapes, you’ll make HEAPS of money
GGS: I am an abstract painter Bob, thats all I do… abstract
BJ: Trust me Guy, this modernism stuff will take off in WA soon then we’ll all be swimming in money! Making a fortune mate, a fucking fortune!
GGS: …you are making a fortune Bob
BJ: yeah, yeah making heaps out of Pilbara landscapes – you should have a go Guy, the abstract ones sell the best
GGS: but, I am… I… (sighs)… never mind
(there is a pause in the conversation as two stalwarts of painting in WA realise they have nothing to say to each other and even less in common – they both watch silently as a Town of Mundaring rubbish truck drives by)
GGS: where’s your bin by the way?
BJ: I’ve been in the studio all day
GGS: No, no where’s your wheelie bin?
BJ: ….oh, I’ve really been down the pub all day
GGS (dies)
yep
Yeah Guy those A-lister suckers love my work , and those tasteless idiots are swimmin in cash.
are we talking about garbage bins because i am a bit annoyed at city of stirling my dad has 3 garden sheds he uses for putting bikes,garden tools,model boats and stuff like that in and we get a guy from city of stirling banging on our front door telling us to get rid of our sheds and where like Hell No mate you just give us a green bin and not even a footpath outside our house. I’m telling you all go look at City of Stirling HQ when you have a time it’s like a palace.
Are we talking about garbage bins because True fact in the U.K some people don’t have bins they just put all the rubbish in plastic bags and chuck it on the front lawn on collection day because there worried about people putting bombs in there bins what the hell.
That woman put the cat in the bin over there, so some must have them.