Pre Loved Babies

A nice find from a nice clown. Edward De Bozo also picked up several water damaged toddlers here at Girrawheen Farmer Jacks.

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251 Responses to Pre Loved Babies

  1. shazza says:

    There’s been many a moment in the preceding 18 months I would have happily tried my luck selling number one son. Even an exchange for a better one.

  2. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Speaking of pre-loved, Troy and Adele are the gift that keeps on giving:

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7123908

    Worst.

    • skink says:

      papers here really are crap

      ant decent redtop would already have the most important details, the things we really want to know:

      1. what are their pet names for each other?
      2. did they ever do it at Parliament House?
      3. does Troy eat his Greens?

    • Onanist says:

      When will that fat cunt of a slapper, shut the fuck up?!

      • rolly says:

        …or should that read…”When will that fucking fat slapper shut up her cunt”…..?

        • shazza says:

          Why do people keep making references to her body shape?

          • Shreiking Wombat says:

            Agreed shazz.

          • G'Day from WA says:

            Surely if either of them is to be the ‘porky’ one, it’s not her .

          • JaneZ says:

            Good question. There’s plenty to criticise in her behaviour and astonishingly poor choice of fuckbuddies, but body shape is totally irrelevant – jesus christ it pisses me off. Imagine what people would be saying if she were actually fat.

          • Onanist says:

            I don’t discriminate, I comment on everyone’s body shape.

          • rolly says:

            Because it is ungainly, unattractive and essentially an unhealthy example to set to younger folk.
            Besides that, it is actually a thing that she can do something about, which is more than can be said for a lone voice in Parliament.
            In my (not so) humble opinion, barring underlying medical dysfunctions, the state of someone’s body is a metaphor for his/her state of mind.
            Which is probable why mine is a bit of a mess, too.

            • “Because it is ungainly, unattractive and essentially an unhealthy example to set to younger folk.” I’m sure that is not the motivation for these type of comments. They don’t seem necessary to me. Cracks about green minge – now THAT I could get behind.

              • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

                geddit ‘behind’ roflroflrofl

              • shazza says:

                Seems, if anything, voluptuous rather than fat to me. Each to their own, just seems irrelevant, unecessarily nasty, and as mentioned above, a bit one sided when you look at her partner in crime.

            • Onanist says:

              Well said Rolly.
              But how do you explain my body not being narrow and dirty?

            • orbea says:

              Something tells me Rolly is a fat cunt

            • poor lisa says:

              Onanist & Rolly I’d like to see both of you give birth to 3 kids, turn forty, and not be ever so slightly overweight (which is what she is, like most people in her circumstances). She looks fine and healthy, it’s her politics and personal judgement that are wrong. Your comments aren’t worthy.

              • Natalia Fan #1 says:

                Totally agree PL. Some of the best and most effective politicians have been fat cunts.

                • poor lisa says:

                  To state the obvious. It’s absolutely true. Most politicians tend to be overweight at least to some extent because they’re overfed, overpaid, underexercised and over 40. Nobody actually wants a politician to look as fit as Tony Abbott because it suggests he’s exercising his body mor ethan his mind.

                  My point was that in this case, a female politician who’s not perfectly slender had sex with someone, and the fact that she’s not perfectly slender seems to make that disgusting to some commentators.

                  They are missing the disgust factor which is that she had sex with Troy Buswell and can’t stop calling media conferences about it.

                  • Natalia Fan #1 says:

                    I agree PL, and was attempting to be humorously self-contradictory in my previous post. Only total cunts – i.e. those persuaded by the apparent moral turpitude of “Biggest Loser” contestants – are convinced by the skinny=right (or “fat slob can’t be right”) argument.
                    After all, what a fuckin’ superficial way of judging politics, not to mention the classic ad hominem fallacy.

                    • poor lisa says:

                      Nicely put but I would correct that to *ad homiwoman

                      Troy is despised for his behaviour not his looks.

    • Snuff says:

      Gave into ? Even this guy can get it right.

    • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

      AC hate groupup n running

      • shazza says:

        How about a ‘get a fucking life’ group.

      • Bill O'Slatter says:

        She should resign ? Give it a break , Troy only resigned because he helped himself ( again ) to unauthorised government monies. Sexual indiscretions are just an insufficient grounds for any parliamentarians dismissal unless it involves more substantial matters. Ripe source of humour but.

        • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

          I don’t think she should resign, I think she should be dropped because she’s a shit Green, literally in bed with a guy who slashed all kinds of public spending and doesn’t give a rat fuck about the environment

          • Shreiking Wombat says:

            Well that’s the issue isn’t it? What the bloody hell made either of them think that sleeping with a member of an opposition party wouldn’t be seen to compromise them politically?

            And of all the people to pick as a fuckbuddy, a douche like Troy Buswell?

            • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

              There’s a rumour that she was a bit weak on opposing stop n’ search – citation badly needed, if anyone has the goods

              • orbea says:

                Hansard 12 November 2009

                Ms A.S. CARLES: I do not support this legislation and I will not be supporting the Labor Party’s amendments
                because this legislation is beyond repair. It is a fundamental attack on civil liberties —

                Ms A.S. CARLES: I am saying that this legislation cannot be supported in any form and the Opposition’s
                amendments are just window-dressing.

                She voted both ways during various divisions and votes.

            • Snuff says:

              There’s never been any accounting for taste, SW, and I doubt that getting caught going public was ever foremost in their thoughts. Bipartisanship at it’s worst best.

            • rolly says:

              Funny , in the ‘funny peculiar’ sense, that so little has been made of the “Getting into bed with the opposition” and “Sleeping with the enemy” opportunities.
              Someone needs to wake the resident gerbilist.

              • Snuff says:

                That’s probably not, rolly, but perhaps should be, because the Greens and the Liberals are allies, in practice. They might be poles apart in theory, but that just means they’re never going to win seats from each other. Any differences they might have are easily overcome by what they have in common, which is that they can only win seats from the ALP, therefore their common enemy.

                • Frank Calabrese says:

                  It’s funny, but yu never see The Greens target Marginal Liberal Seats to get elected.

                  • Bill O'Slatter says:

                    Frank the Labor party stuffed up Fremantle all by themselves.

                    • Frank Calabrese says:

                      And What has Adele done now ?? :-)

                      She’s stuffed ANY chance of the Greens being re-elected in the seat, and indeed in ANY lower House seat, and maybe the Upper House.

                      Her Minge has single-handedly destroyed The Greens :-)

                • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

                  Yeah it’s probably even easier to be comfortably entrenched in opposition when you’re getting cuddles from the government after hours

            • Frank Calabrese says:

              Couldn’t find the song of the same name by Perth band The World Famous Oralettes, but this song sums up Troy & adele perfectly :-)

              • ronggly says:

                I loved the WFO’s. Assume you’re referring to “Dirty Weekend” and not “Forget my looks, what about my personality”.

                • Frank Calabrese says:

                  Yes I was referring to Dirty Weekend, I have the single of that – B side was a track called Bomb Scare, and in a glorious piece of Irony, It was written by Jim rossiter, who I’m assuming is the same person who is a cop in one of the Road Safety ads where he is holding a Radar Gun.

                  • ronggly says:

                    I too had a single of theirs; “Woman of the City” (one of the last 45′s ,we’re talking 1983 here). Jim always did an excellent extended guitar solo in live versions of this at the Floreat or the Booragoon. The combination of him and Lucky on the pedal steel was outstanding.

          • Bill O'Slatter says:

            You are changing goalposts. The facebook group doesn’t make a case that she “doesn’t give a rat fuck about the environment”.

            • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

              sure. If it were my group (see the Troy Buswell Support Group for an idea of how I run things) then it would accuse her of betraying the progressive movement by sleeping with the enemy. Her credibility is lost and the way they’ve both dealt with it (essentially ‘See, I said “sorry” so it’s over’) doesn’t exactly address the damage done. The question is, ‘What kind of Green is she’ and the answer must be ‘One who doesn’t see business & development interests as the enemy’, which may be a pragmatic position to take but it’s fucking unprincipled. & it makes the party look bad by association.

          • orbea says:

            Can I ask where you got, modifed your avatar? What does the top line say?

          • Bill O'Slatter says:

            “Sleeping with the enemy”?, by this form of analysis the member’s (Troy’s) member will have turned green. Troy is nobodies enemy except himself and as for cutting expenditure the Labor party would have had to do that if it were in power , but probably a tad more skillfully.

  3. munkipants says:

    we were kinda convinced that our youngest came out flipping us the bird – in attitude if nothing else – which is strangely appealing and yet frustrating with regard to his strength of personality. I see we are not alone though when it comes to pre-birth attitudes.

  4. Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

    question is, do they float?

  5. rolly says:

    My dog just loves babies, pre-loved or not.
    I just wish that he would bury the bones more discretely.

    Boom! Boom!

  6. don smith says:

    Sorry Andrew

    Your once acerbic and vaguely analytical site has stooped to Troy and Adele gossip of the most obvious form. Please folks. Back to the funny stuff!!

  7. rolly says:

    But, but, but……I find the whole thing wryly amusing.
    If I didn’t I’d be on the bottle and munching kilos of valium.

  8. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Continuing our discussion here Snuff, Troy is nobody’s enemy than himself because he has no more control over his reward system than the average junkie. See his wikipedia page where he is undoubtedly of high intelligence but has been duped by both power brokers in the Liberal party (Crichton-Browne) and the Labor party (Grills & Burke).
    Snuff, this is your statement “Any differences they might have are easily overcome by what they have in common, which is that they can only win seats from the ALP, therefore their common enemy.”
    Possum points out that occupational status plays a large part in voting behaviour. This implies that votes may flow between all parties when people have changes over time in occupational status. The Liberal party and the Labor party have a common enemy in the Greens and Labor and the Greens have a common enemy in the Liberals. Frrrtt

    • Snuff says:

      Tellingly, you’ve left one out, Bill. The Liberals and the Greens have a common enemy in Labor.
      So, as a Liberal, apparently now Troy has enemies in the Labor and Greens parties. That still doesn’t sound like nobody to me.

      • Bill O'Slatter says:

        Another day ends and we’re no closer to the truth.

        • Snuff says:

          On the contrary, Bill. We’ve agreed that the Liberals and the Greens do indeed have a common enemy in Labor, and that Troy apparently has plenty of enemies. Much closer than where we started.

          • Bill O'Slatter says:

            Whether Troy has any political enemies is a moot point, because he is now a political failure.
            Whether the Greens and Liberal have a common enemy in Labor is not a statement with much explanatory power either.

            • Snuff says:

              So it’s a moot point now, Bill ? Funny. That’s not what you said earlier, is it ?

              And of course the fact that the Liberals and the Greens have a common enemy in Labor has plenty of explanatory power to the parties trying to win seats, including whether they even contest them, as we saw in Freo.

              • Frank Calabrese says:

                Bento, if you ever followed the Pollbludger thread on the By-Election, you would’ve read Glen, a Card Carrying Liberal state that his Mother would rather vote Green, rather than the ALP, not because they agreed with the Greens, but because it wasn’t the ALP.

                Oh and Read this – http://www.watoday.com.au/opinion/politics/clown-college-open-again-20100428-tsf4.html

                • Bento says:

                  I don’t understand your point Frank – neither of the things you mention have any relevance to your claim that Adele’s affair means the end for the Greens, or my refutation of that claim. You can post columns by people saying Troy and Adele are both fucked for the rest of the evening, but it doesn’t in any way support your assertion.

              • Natalia Fan #1 says:

                Politics = a bunch of cunt ideologues/trade unionists/big business lackeys/one issue polemicists attempting to barter over the needs/wants/aspirations of their necessarily confused constituency. If you’re lucky.

              • Bill O'Slatter says:

                Troy is not a seriously hated figure , and here’s some objective analysis on why the Green won Freo.
                http://www.crikey.com.au/2009/05/18/freo-by-election-the-beginning-of-big-things-for-the-greens/

                • Frank Calabrese says:

                  Bento, That was BEFORE Adele decided to play with Troy.

                  Face it, you Green Morons are deluded – Adele Carles has single handedly done to the Greens, what Meg Lees did to the Democrats.

                  PERIOD.

                  • Bento says:

                    I’m pretty much staunch Labor, and don’t imagine I will ever vote Green, Frank. But you seem to see party politics as being like football, where you have to cheer on your team no matter how shambolic they are, and boo the opponents no matter what.

          • Snuff says:

            Getting closer, Bill.

  9. Bento says:

    I hope the fascination with this story wanes reasonably quickly – I’m bored with it already, and the puritanism, misogyny and knicker-bunching which seems to characterise the public response is making Perth look very provincial.

    Usually, the tone of commentary here is better than the brainsquawks on the Worst or WAToady, but the venom of the fat jokes directed at Adele is pretty much on a par, it seems.

    Other than displaying questionable judgement, I don’t really see what either has done wrong, from a public service point of view. It appears neither party’s voting or professional performance can be questioned, and it also appears Troy made perfectly legitimate use of his entitlements.

    Rooting someone of a different ideological persuasion is hardly a hanging offence. And Frank – if you think this will destroy the Greens, you credit the public with a far longer memory than I do.

    • shazza says:

      I think it’s yet to be seen whether there has been an abuse of parliamentary entitlements. Given his previous form, and the fact he admitted as such, leaves one to wonder.
      As a freo resident, and occasional green voter (locally) I agree Bento. This will not sway my opinion of the party one bit.

      • Frank Calabrese says:

        Rubbish, and you know it – Adele won because of the pissed off ALP voters and all the Libs votes cos they didn’t run a cadidate.

        Take those away and Adele is toast – as she will on Saturday when rthe Bolshies at murdoch Uni will cast her aside as a bad experiment.

        • Bento says:

          What do you mean ‘rubbish’?

          You concede the voters were pissed off with Labor. I put it to you that Labor has done nothing to endear themselves to the population since the last State election. The demographics in Freo have shifted, and it can’t be viewed as a safe Labor seat any more. But they haven’t shifted far enough for the Libs, or any of the conservative or single issue nutcase parties, to have a hope of winning. So, the Libs will stay out of Freo, and leave it to the Greens and Labor to duke it out. The middle class NIMBY leftie Freo sympathies will just keep trending Green, if you ask me, and the foibles of one individual won’t change that.

        • Natalia Fan #1 says:

          Bolshies have not existed at Murdoch at least since the great purge of a few years ago. One laconic past-Bolshie lecturer remarked to me a few years back that most of his kind had been sent to the Gulag – i.e. Rockingham campus.

          • Snuff says:

            Ouch, NF#1. Siberia was rough, but Rockingham ?

            • Natalia Fan #1 says:

              Well, you could be sent to the Peel campus. Most die of madness within one to two months.

              • Natalia Fan #1 says:

                Or accept their role as slightly glorified Tafe “lecturers”. Tourism Studies, anyone?

                • Natalia Fan #1 says:

                  NF’s last word: most university courses are now so vocationally oriented that most, if not all, lecturers are reduced to the status of mere “instructors”. No longer any humanist emphasis on research, knowledgeability and so on. Just the facts, man.

    • Shreiking Wombat says:

      Be that as it may, Troy fucking Buswell?

  10. Frank Calabrese says:

    Bento,

    I have the goss – Adele is FUCKED. Just ask Dr Martin Drum & William Bowe :-)

    • Bento says:

      Not disputing that Adele may well be fucked. You said it would destroy the Greens, and I think that’s unlikely.

      • Frank Calabrese says:

        It will destroy them – who can take them seriously as a Party that understands Women’s issues if their star candidate was being unfaithful and screwing a Liberal Pollie.

        • Bento says:

          I suspect it is mostly (older) males who see ‘promiscuous’ females as somehow traitorious to the ‘feminist cause’ (eg ‘quasi-feminists’). People who are inclined to support the Greens for their stance on ‘women’s issues’ are, I suspect, unlikely to be swayed by the infidelity of one woman.

  11. Frank Calabrese says:

    Shazza, The Fremantle Electorate is more than the Tofu Minching Feminazis in the CBD :-)

  12. JaneZ says:

    “”It will destroy them – who can take them seriously as a Party that understands Women’s issues if their star candidate was being unfaithful and screwing a Liberal Pollie.”
    Women’s issues, whatever they may actually be, are not magically wholly undermined because one particular woman makes dumb choices about who she fucks.

    And as to “being unfaithful” – relevance, please?

    • Frank Calabrese says:

      Let’s See, Married Man Cuckolds A Married Women who he didn’t exchange vows with.- Join the dots.

      That’s unfaithful in my book.

      What strange morals you Greens have.

    • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

      It’s ‘that’ Liberal pollie – the leering, slavering sexist lout twice pilloried for harassment. That’s why it’s unfeminist.

  13. poor lisa says:

    I’m finding
    it difficult
    to
    take
    this
    thread
    seriously
    because
    it’s like
    a
    column

  14. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Having had the leisure for once to read and analyse the above politcking, I conclude that (a) politics is for assholes; (b) the Greens are not nearly as benign as they would like to paint themselves (always vote Labor meself, though agree that this is almost purely a least-worst option choice); (c) bring on the Revolution.

    • Shreiking Wombat says:

      My prediction is:

      a) This will be pretty much over by next week’s news cycle.
      b) It won’t see the end of the Greens.
      c) Adele is safe, because if the Greens have an ounce of common sense they won’t be giving up a lower house seat for anything.
      d) She’s got a fair bit of work in ffront of her, and
      e) Troy Buswell?

      • Frank Calabrese says:

        No it Won’t – Giz Watson Knew about, and Told Adele to Stop the affair as early as January.
        http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/30/2887132.htm
        Hope you’re pleased now Bento and Shazza :-)

        • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

          a lot of people knew about it

        • shazza says:

          Pleased about what exactly Frank?

        • Bill O'Slatter says:

          Well I hope the Greens take a more sane approach than you Frank , but there’s no betting on it.

          • Frank Calabrese says:

            You and Shazza don’t get it, do you – The Greens Credibilty has been shot by their handling of this – woe betide how they would deal with a sensitive subject if they were running the joint.

            • Frank Calabrese says:

              And here is the Audio of the Interview:

              http://www.abc.net.au/news/audio/2010/04/30/2887452.htm

              To the average listener, this is political dynamite which proves beyond any doubt that the WA Greens as a brand has been damaged permanently.

              • Snuff says:

                As somebody previously alluded to, Frank, unlike your good self, most Australians have the political memory span of goldfish, so while the Liberals and Greens have undeniably scored a spectacular own goal, and Carles may yet get dumped, perhaps many have already taken the ball back to the centre, and got on with the game.

              • WAtching says:

                Frank. I really, really admire you passion. However, as is often the case when people have a huge personal investiment in an issue, you have a far from balanced view on these issues.

                To blurt out party line after party line, and then to call other naive when the counter them is a naievity

                • WAtching says:

                  (cont’d) borne out of blind faith.

                  I have really enjoyed your political updates up until this issue. But I am sorry to say that in this case you are just coming across as hysterical.

                  For the record, I have no affiliatioons.
                  Is there not a forum out there where people who do have affiliations can get all fired up at each other.

            • shazza says:

              That certainly wasn’t the feeling amongst many people calling in to 720 today Frank. I think you may be mixing your wishful thinking with reality :)

              • Frank Calabrese says:

                The Greens Party machimne would’ve sent out an email to their followers to ring Talkback radio in support.

                You are naieve in how politics works – The Libs do EXACTLY the same thing, and Their ABC are happy to be the conduit.

                • rolly says:

                  Frank, I think you may be confusing the Labor party with some kind of socially conscious organisation instead of the middle of the road capitalist mob that it actually is.

                • Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

                  It’s true, I’m a Green and my batmonkey was harnessed up and ready to deliver evil spores of deceit ere the sun’s first rays had spilt

                • shazza says:

                  Not ignorant about politics. I ran on a left ticket in my uni days and spent some time as a student union rep. Iv’e also handed out how to vote cards at polling booths. Reckon I’m a bit more savvy than the average aussie punter.

                • Bill O'Slatter says:

                  Yeah Frank and the Labor party sent you an email to get on teh intertubes.

                  • Frank Calabrese says:

                    Nope, I do so under my own violition.

                    Unlike the Tribal Greens who need to be TOLD what to say and how to say it.

                    Nice try at Trolling – go back to the Hippie Commune with your dope smoking mates like the Adulterer and the Protector of same.

                  • Bill O'Slatter says:

                    Yeah I’ll stay in the Protectorate of Same.

      • Frank Calabrese says:

        You were saying Shrieking wombat ?? :-)

        http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/francois-carles-why-im-not-angry-at-troy-buswell/story-e6frg12c-1225860970657

        Bill & Shazza,

        Still going to defend the poor downtrodden Adele after THIS ? :-)

        Oh and so much for Adele being thankful for the Greens saving her hide:

        http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/adele-carles-i-was-bullied-into-troy-buswell-affair-confession/story-e6frg13u-1225861000809

        I love being proven CORRECT :-)

        It ain’t over for the Greens by a LONG shot.

        • shazza says:

          Frank you have well and truly gone loco buddy. Show me where I defended Adele. You wont’ find it.
          I simply agreed with Bento that this affair will not impact the Greens as a party and the local paper here in Freo seems to reflect that view too.

          I can’t see how any of the articles you posted above show you as CORRECT. The only point you seem to be making it that this

          • shazza says:

            cont..
            (now over) relationship will be the end of the Greens. I see no evidence of this.

          • orbea says:

            Frank has form for imagining a debate where none exists, so much that when he’s been whipped and debagged on Poll Bludger he brings his paranoia here.

            • Frank Calabrese says:

              Imagined ??

              Then why did Adele fail to show up at a meeting to discuss her behaviour, and also to May Day to meet with her constituants ?

              • Bag O'Turnips says:

                I would agree with Shazza re the Greens in this whole, ahem, affair: I don’t think that this will adversely affect them in the long run, at least nationally.

                Sure, Carles may have acted irresponsibly here and it might reflect adversely on their stand of being principled people. At least unlike the Wiberals, the Greens don’t bang on about Family Values. The Liars in Canberra make a habit of seducing Family First to further their own ends by trying to bolster their own Family Friendly credentials. Puke and chunder! Get me a bucket! RALPH!

              • orbea says:

                I agree with you regarding AC, she didnt show at May Day, she didnt show at Greens Reps. What public event will she attend in her electorate?

                I just dont know why you bring your ra ra blinkered ALP showboating to TWOP

                I love being proven CORRECT :-)

                Can you wave pom poms in beat?

        • orbea says:

          In the last week my household has received three phone calls from the ALP and a direct mail from Carmen Lawrence asking for $100 to go up against Michael Busstop Keenan.

          I just dont know why they dont get Terry Burke onto the case he raised lots of cash.

  15. I Clavdivs says:

    Tarvu??? That’s an elaborate Flying Spag Monster style hoax surely. Jesus it’s the best laugh I’ve had in yonks.

    According to the Tarvupedia, He, AKA Mike Fantastic, fell to earth and was adopted by octopuses (octopii?). At the age of 9 “his adopted father, Oobu the Octopus told him (in Octish) that he was ready to come on to dry land and join the human race.”

    Octish? Octish? FFS. The core philosphy “Every land is nice, and everyone who lives there is nice too” PMSL
    http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=tarvu

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