Intriguing ad for antenna installation found by John on Gumtree. Also reprised on the actual site. Certainly puts the No Birds logo to shame. Can this really sell more digital installations? It might induce me to a B&S Ball, but..? Easy mounting? They all say that. For best effect, call out the name of another tv installer while you’re doing it.
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Antenna Upgraders disgust me.
I wonder what the mean by “and Much Much more”
Fix this antenna guy…
‘someone’ should really do a full Keenan stakeout and just get a shitload of Keenan pictures and share them here for general consumption.
I wonder what he’s wearing while you talk online?
Another Perth Antenna Man?
doing the big A
“…Ok. 11 o clock. Sure I’ll leave the back door open for you.”
It’s all about improving the digital experience.
You seem to have put your finger on it, DFOC. I must say that you’ve made a fair fist of things.
Well and truly advancing the cause of increasing digital penetration into your living womb.
Antenna man Rampant?
Is there also digital installation?
oops, I can now see that’s been touched on already..
Quite so onan. Pull your finger out.
That’s the A-Style logo
http://www.astyle.it/eng/home.htm
According to gizmag, the “A-style brand image is a masterfully clever logo”. And here we all are, chuckling away.
I can see it working for A Style, but is it working for a business where you’re inviiting a stranger into your home? And what does it say about a company that they’d use another company’s logo?
Perhaps the TV Antenna Man is attempting to appeal to a similar demographic as that of A-Style itself: Eurotrash, CUBs, etc. His use of the logo says everything.
xxxx xxxxxxxx, perhaps?
One hopes that Perth Antenna Man’s installation methods aren’t all about the shoving.
I heard xxxx xxxxxx is such a trend setter she was able to receive digital several years ago.
I heard that xxxx xxxxxxxn is such a trendsetter that she xxxx xxxxxx penguins xxxxx xxxxxx with carrots and xxx xxxxx whipped xxxxxx xxx.
I heard you can stream it off xxx-xxxxxxxxxxxxx.xxx
http://gambit45.free.fr/Forum/Bree_Maddox/Avid-Bree_Maddox_16.jpg
nsfw – unless your work involves looking at nudie pictures of xxxx xxxxxx
It’s all class.
Cunt of a set of poses.
Talk about airing your differences.
I think that I’d prefer the stench of acetic acid fixer.
O-o-o-p-s!
Read …..acid stop bath.
All OK on the website:
“G’day my name is Andrew and I run TV Antennas Perth. We are a local family run Business that specialises in TV antennas, Satellite & Home Theatre installations all across Our beautiful city of Perth.
“Together with my family and colleagues we operate one of the largest antenna installation Companies in WA focused on providing 5 star customer services while using high quality Australian made products. We are a reliable bunch of trained TV professionals who know What we are doing and more importantly enjoy what we do. Between us we have years Of local antenna experience and have never come across a TV problem we could not solve. We succeed where others fail!
“We currently work with many building companies, real estate agents and High St Electrical stores. However our Main focus is on helping out Perth locals with their TV problems and providing digital TV readiness before the coming switch off in 2013
“From Two rocks to Mandurah We have enough resources to handle any job anywhere Any time. We can rewire entire city buildings; attach antennas to boats, schools and churches Or just pop over to grandmas house to retune her TV.
“Our typical response time is 1 or 2 days, and we are always happy to work with Our customers towards a mutually agreeable schedule and budget”
Well they certainly seem nice enough. But somebody should really speak to them about their branding.
Well as Dave points out, they not only seem tohave an innapropriate logo, but an inappropriate logo owned by another company, A Style.
OH MOIT TOO ROX TA MANDY CUNT FUCK YEE
I used them once xxx no xxx no no xxxxxx xxx xxxx.
No no xxx xxxxxxxx xx cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels, doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
I’ll be sure to give Andrew a call should my grandma need some tuning.
hahaha – I almost spat my coffee out! Nice work shazza.
Everyone knew that the digital switch-over, especially for the elderly, was going to be a bummer.
The digital switch over is much more pleasant during the withdrawal, apparently…
Au contraire! I always imagined the reception to be the best part of the experience.
It all depends how you plug it in.
It prolly all depends on how digital ready one is.
However you look at it, there’s going to be a lot of people getting turned-on.
it’s not just about the re-tuning
‘Wheas tha remote luv? Can’t foind et!’
I went into JBs last Saturday to get turned on. However the young guy was not very attentive or considerate and it was all over much sooner than I had imagined.
After returning home, I realised that I was not completely satisfied. When I rang them to ask for further assistance, they simply suggested getting up and fiddling with it myself!!
I would have expected a bit more ass-licking than that.
At least he could have tried sucking-up to them a bit more.
Those tossers at Sumo Salad are not any better!
Problems with the dressing?
How was I to know that not only will they not toss my salad but they also don’t do facials!
if grandma is tuned carefully she can probably pick up Radio Moscow:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fyRykSB60oA/Sw4ATHGZOxI/AAAAAAAAPVU/0f0H9ELZXuA/s1600/tweaking.jpg
I have to share. Via Boing Boing:
“… Animal Review, the blog that reviews animals, as though they were books, albums or snooty French restaurants. For instance, in a contrarian drubbing, the likes of which haven’t been seen since Christopher Hitchens laid into Mother Teresa, Animal Review gave pandas an “F” (later revised to an “F+”):”
http://animalreview.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/pandas/
that’s outrageous
I like Pandas, but I can never finish a whole one
You gotta take the fur off first!
Thanks, SW, comic gold, in return I offer:
http://suicidefood.blogspot.com/
They need to be made aware of this…
Bing back “Manboob Pig.”
More from the website:
BEWARE OF UNLICENSED ANTENNA INSTALLERS
If They Are Not On The List “Its Not Worth The Risk!”
Must Have Use Of A Digital Signal Meter That Is Capable Of Measuring Digital Signal Level, Bit Error Ratio (Ber) and Modulation Error Ratio (Mer)
They Are Portable Precise Digital Spectrum Analysers Costing Upward Of $3000 – 5000 each. Antenna “Experts” That Don’t Have One of These Are Really Just Shooting In the Dark
A Mistake You Will Be Paying For When The TV Picture Breaks Up! And water starts leeking In
I Hate It When People Put Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word On Their Web Site, It Really Gives Me The Shits.
Dont You Mean The Shit’s
Why the misplaced apostrophe?
For The Same Rea son That Everything Has A Capital Letter And Words Like Leaking That Are Quite Common In English But Require An Attentive Education Until At Least Year 4 Are Misspelled
I’m Not Convinced They Are Using Enough Exclamation Marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T THEY REALISE THEY SHOULD BE TYPING IN CAPS SO THAT THEY DON’T APPEAR TO BE STARK RAVING MAD???!!!!!!!!!!!
I get the wrinkles out of my shirts the same way.
If free oversize thumb drives and dodgy logos from people who didn’t finish year 10 are the worst things that Perth has to offer, then Perth is pretty fucking awesome…
Try harder..
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Wow, what an awesome blog.
feck off
Hah, Antenna Man has fucked around with the logo, making it well…fucked. Dude, time to start from scratch.
Dont like the caltex logo that stupid big star it’s not even a good petrol station.
Why are you wasting all this great material in the comments, TL101? You really should be taking pics and emailing them to TLA.
Jeremy i hope your not talking to me
Awesome.
The best yet.
This particular post made me think we might be dealing with a genuine mental illness case here.