A straight out no nonsense superbad worst from Filums Brownbook. Brownbook found it incredible that something so bad could be found at Floreat Forum. You don’t get out to Floreat much do you Brownie? It’s hard to imagine that anyone would buy such a thing. Judging by the price slashing, noone will. Let market forces, the stingray of capitalism deal with this motherfucker. Thank christ it’s my last day at REIWA. Yesterday we learnt how to serve notice of termination of tenancy. I’ll evict you mothers good. 
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oh yeah – that is a truly outstanding worst! nice find Filums.
someone somewhere is gonna receive that as a gift aren’t they? poor bastard.
Natalia’s Law dictates that the person who buys this as a gift is only marginally less stupid than the intended recipient, so no harm done.
That would be regifted in record time.
Don’t know why, but that reminds me of Peter Pan.
small boy, crocodile…
wonder if the irwin masterpiece could take out regifting’s no.1 candidate 2010 prize:
The 2009 winner was a corker:
http://bit.ly/9foyn8
Don’t forget this
Well if we’re going down that path:
http://www.badrecordcovers.com/
At least Kate has juicy melons and looks well Pfortsie – as for bat woman SW – wrong.com.
Looks is one thing; rabid religion is another.
Sings well but preaches shit.
Scientology none-the-less.
Fuck I hate Kate.
Actually I sent it in – forgot to sign the email! It’s actually quite large – not sure if that can be gathered from the photo.
Crikey!
The sheer horror of it.
Even my nightmares of being obliterated by ‘friendly fire’ pale into insignificance.
Trouble is that I can’t think of anyone I hate enough to buy it for.
I can see this in games rooms all over Maddington. It’s a perfect accompaniment for the singing fish, and ‘Jack Lives Here’ poster.
Don’t forget the marijuana leaf pattern beaded curtain, which I’m told by a reliable source was for many years the top-selling item at Thingz.
oh, I see you beat me to the pool room gag
this is not the most ridiculous thing I found out today. that prize would go to…
Spiderman – the musical – by Bono
no, it’s true:
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/02/25/u2-spider-man-musical-swinging-onto-broadway-february-2010/
I look forward to Perth’s answer to this:
C. Y. O’Connor – The Musical – with music and costumes by Luke Steele
Actually, C.Y O’Connor the musical I would probably want to see.
it certainly has an operatic ending
there is a song about c.y. my daughter’s school sang it at a massed choir event – there was something very surreal about several hundred children singing a tribute, nay even a hymn, to a suicidal engineer…
have you ever managed to see the statue in the sea for CYO’C? Find the right car park, stroll along the bike path, stumble up over the sand dune on an unmarked beach access. No wheelchair access here.
BURKE!
Costumes by King Size Menswear of Beaufort St.
Score by Norm Malborough,
(ringtones from discretely placed mobile phones).
That is so not cool.
Oh dear, have I breached protocol?
Sorry I meant to say BURKE … CUNT!
Better?
I was replying to Skink’s Bono link. But yeah, sure. CUNT!
I’d like to see Bono! The Musical (words & music by Anal Cunt).
Would love to see Anal Cunt do an album of U2 covers. Battle and Cum?
More likely: How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb (is Gay).
… is gay … Just like the internet.
My mistake. Thread flow is hard to follow.
I respectfully retract my cunt.
They’re making retractable cunts nowdays?
Came out round the same time as the detachable penis (yawn).
To really fit in there, it should have a bottle opener
installed in Steve’s mouth and an ashtray in the
crocodile’s.
Position it next to the bamboo cocktail bar.
I’m sorry, but it must be said. Why does he look like he’s about to suck-off the crock?
well, suck off something, anyway.
“… with incredibly life-like silicon … “
Nice find, Filums.
But surely it’s a giant chocolate Steve for Easter?
Tell us, TLA: how do you serve a termination notice? Do you have to do it with a Schwarzenegger accent?
Dear Tenant,
This is a formal notice requesting vacation of the property within 28 days. If the property has not been vacated in the aforemention period, I’ll be back.
Hasta La Vista Baby.
TLA, you can get in some practice at serving those terminations with me if you like? Although my agent is a greedy fucker and will probably want to bogart the eviction activity.
Real estate agents and greedy landlords, truly the worst of Perth.
I’ll breach you and run a mile. And I’ll section you too.
Balls, I’ll defy your eviction notice and stuff it up your arse while I’m at it!
that’s going straight in the pool room
into the pool itself would be more appropriate. Preferably a dark muddy one.
Fantastic. Looks like a gnome in the foreground too.
Good riddance.
I mean, Good Clearance!
75 Bucks for Steve Irwin encased in Carbonite? seems like a bargin yes. Particually with the croc thrown in. So well protected too.
If only the real Steve had had the foresight to have himself bronzed, we’d still have his gormless, infuriating face all over our TV’s today. There’s a lesson in that for all of us.
There is a real bronze of all of them. And a croc.
I am so not beleiving this didn’t sell at the original price of $155.
Are Bindi Irwin jokes out of the question?
Just good to see her enjoy childhood.
Oh FFS, hand me a bucket.
God she shits me.
I feel for the poor little sod. No child should behave in such a contrived and wooden manner.
Free Bindi!
I’ve a friend who seems convinced that he needs to work out for Bindi’s benefit, so he can be “big and strong like her Daddy”, and protect her from the clutches of her domineering yank mother. A model of mental health, obviously.
I swear, when the Bindi issue of FHM comes out there’ll be murder in the aisles… I made the same prediction about that Olympics bitch and it was true
Goes on the Billy next to my prized Nikki Webster edition.
http://www.smh.com.au/…/2005/04/06/200_nikicover.jpg
Olympics Bitch would make a good song title or band moniker.
I was in FHM once (true story)
I’ve laminated the page in question.
“Laminated” is that a euphemism?
Trust you to ask. No, I mean laminated literally. I laminate my favourite magazine pages to protect them from the ravages of time and wanking.
had he said ‘basted’, on the other hand…
*TVs
No they’re not SW. I’m just hanging out for the bronze-boozied Bindi to hit the shelves, preferably after some tragic work-related accident.
Tree Man: The Musical, by Jon Bono Butler?
The Troy Buswell Story in mime.
The Oswals, ‘Eat, Meat, Bad Karma’ by Cookster.
The Bree Maddox Story
“It’s Not Just About The Shoving”
Rated MA+
class call onnie.
The Porteous Chronicles, with Deni Hines and Max Kay?
Okay, I’ve lined up another barefoot bowling day that youse are all invited to attend – RSVPs via crackbook here:
http://www.facebook.com/freocookster#!/event.php?eid=106072882750503&ref=mf
Hopefully this link works http://bit.ly/9Jd9AE
This is so great. Someone please buy me one. The only way this could possibly be better is if he was holding a stingray.
I’ll check out whether or not the price has gone down again when I’m at Floreat this arvo.
Surely the price will have risen, with a note on the tag saying ‘As featured on TWoP’.
see if you can find out what it says on the plaque
‘crikey, it’s a stingray…’
Yeah right man-child: like a starving gerbalist is going to spend $75 on you.
Yet you’d pay &100 for sheepskin seats on your sigma.
I’d raid union funds for this.
Very much enjoying the sneering cultural elitism on show today.
‘Oh darling, it’s beautiful! Thank you! And the chain – exquisite! Oh thank you my love, thank you!’
‘Yee. It was 30 – 50% off at that Stoive Irwin place. Spaahklin’ Savin’s.’
‘Oh!’ (swoons)
Who nicked the sculpture of baby bob off steve’s shoulder?
When Worsts collide?
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/-/entertainment/7014249/australia-zoo-honours-the-veronicas/