Another Perth favourite, the reticulated dustbowl. Another from North Perth via Pfortner. I’m glad we have strict gun laws here. 
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that’s it!! i’m buying my ticket back home right now.
Yep mp, come home. We will have a TWoP celebration in your honour. Aren’t you curious to see if skink really looks like Alexi Sayle?
Sounds brilliant Shazza! I always pictured skink as some kind of greek adonis……….
Like a Greek urn.
when I want any of your opinions, I’ll ask for them
He may really be gone for good this time.
I am somehow rendered speechless:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/danpea/2800175095/
to be fair, in their day it would probably have been unnecessary to specify ‘live’ dwarf
Oh, thank god. I thought that story was going end badly like this other dwarf thingy did!
http://randomstupidstuff.com/blog/2008/01/10/mutant-dwarf-sex-toy/
Holy Shit.
Wholly Shit.
No parking, my arse. Registered or reticulated, these passive aggressives don’t have a leg to stand on in Neddies.
How did the worsting go on the ABC, TLA? I trust you gave them a good cuntening?
Very civilised.
is there a transcript yet?
I would have listened, but the ABC web streaming is kaput
How about a recording?
seconding the call for a recording, synopsis, anything
Let me just add that Russell Woolf appears to be a cuntulent arsetit.
Fuck me tits and Jesus. I just went to the ABC website, only to be confronted by the horrible visage of a feral Russell Woolf leering at me through the murk:
http://www.abc.net.au/perth/programs/720_afternoons/
It almost made me want run-off and become a pirate.
neatly encapsulated SW. A pirate or perhaps some kind of woodsy huntsman.
It was indeed most civilized.
Too Civilised…
I would have told those 720 callers to fuck off.
Surely they themselves are worsts (yes you daddy WAtching)
We’re talking about worsts here not tailgaters, salads(!), or whatever barrow you feel like shoving.
I was surprised the wheelchair penis guy didn’t rate a mention.
…….nor the cuntremembers.
Agreed – calling to moan about roads is missing the point somewhat.
What the fuck was that, TLA? No shout-outs, no song requests, and not a single ‘cunt’. It was radio, but not as I know it.
Yeh, where were the fucking shout-outs?
TLA, you’re dead to me.
Until I think of something else to say.
just got back from the shops – there is a HUGE range of lettuce at Peaches and not an iceberg in sight
How does a struggling artist such as your good self afford to purchase Peaches wares Mez?
Who said anything about purchasing?
I only go there for the air conditioning
Every local knows the airconditioning in South Freo IGA is ridiculously cold. Is it possible you may be known as an artist fomerly known as Mez. Aka….
not Breeze…
the starving artist
overpriced avocado
goes to IGA
the artist cries poor
yet gourmet lettuce he yearn
the quandry of greens
Haiku 6162c:
Furiously green
Shazza and her idea
Yearn for salad days.
It’s true I am quite partial to salad.
Though I currently yearn the footage of Thornlie tree man being booted from his high-horse-home.
I came in at 1.19pm – was asleep due to stifling heat – Their ABC may have a podcast up either by late afternoon, or on Monday – depends how important they treat the interview – John Fucking Williamson got a gong, even though it was a pre-record.
Speaking of Radio – here is a pic of Mark Genge panelling for Denis Walter one last time at 3AW’s old South Melbourne Studios, as they’re moving to new modern digs in the Age Building – pity 6PR will still have this old technology come Monday – despite both being part of the Fairfax family.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs484.ash1/26495_349384067536_320630732536_2943316_6003445_n.jpg
Have a nice weekend, Worsters:
http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/89972632/fuck-it
I listened live TLA.
Gillian seemed a little in awe of you I thought.
or just terrified he might drop a cunt casually into the conversation?
I think it’s a shame she didn’t ask about the rampant use of the C word. It would afford TLA an opportunity to contextualise it’s use and perhaps not frighten new comers away.
When I first came to TWoP, Tafe Cuntz was a newish post, so Iv’e always had that as my frame of reference. It’s not a word I use in my day to day life, or even on TWoP regularly. But it is an integral part of Worst humour and it’s a shame many peeps checking out TWoP will not understand that.
I agree Shaz. Context is the key
And night time is the right time.
Tunt.
Yeah, her finger was probably poised above the cut mike button the whole time.