It seems like every second Perth driver is feverishly attempting to make themselves look like a dickhead with a witty number plate, (including Outrage Cohen). So much so that the genre is just about sucked dry here at The Worst of Perth. These two however have added that extra layer of irony that takes them to the next level. You’ll need to beat this to get another licence plate published. Did he actually mean vagrant? I’m thinking he might just have got the wrong word. Was he trying for drifter? Bum may also have been taken already. Bento has spent months trying to capture this plate. Apparently Mrs Bento doesn’t even bother to roll her eyes anymore when he takes out his camera. Bag Lady is all mine. At least she’s not a fart in a bag lady. 
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….from present participle of vagrer to wander about.
“one (as a prostitute or drunkard) whose conduct constitutes statutory vagrancy”.
did you notice if the driver appear to be a hooker or a drunk TLA?
in english – appeared to be …..
WOW vagrant is RIGHT near my apartment block! east perth is notorious for shitty number plates… in our building alone we have LDZPLIN and Funomenal…….
Being able to spell is no prerequisite for owning plates such as these…
http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/DSC00307b.jpg
If anyone sees this car, please please please get some shots of the stickers…
Oh Bag Lady!
You drive away with my heart.
It’s still dickheadism, but it’s better than those crappy blue custom plates that were all over the city for a while. How many of them used 007 as the numerical section? Just about every one.
And I think those blueys were the brainchild of Brian Burke’s driver.
I think you’ll find 007 was outnumbered by 069.
I don’t suppose he meant vibrant?
Every time I saw VAGRANT, I was reminded of my favourite Worst tweet, which was something about tradies losing their jobs in the GFC resulting in a surplus of green utes.
Not worst, just ordinary. The cars need painted on flames, or flags to approach worst. Maybe if the plates included the “state of excitement” slogan.
I was born a … oh, forget it.
TLA: I dont even bother submitting car plates any more. But i still take photos…
What happens when a “Vagrant” sleeps with a “Bag Lady”?
http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/DSC00291.jpg
Goon bag lady?
is that rego plate “fearful”, or “feral”?
F3R4L.
As seen in Rockingham.
delightful juxtaposing in action
I quite like those. (If I was a bogan my ute’s plate would read DGENER8)
Almost as good as this one, which I saw late last year leaving the apartments across the road from my office.
http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/f21/aboriginal-sense-humour-75917/
I wonder if “ONANIST” has been taken?
try it and I’ll sponsor you.
Sponsored onanism, that’s a good idea, I like that…
afraid dgener8 is already taken. i think it’s on a ute, or v8 something or other (no cars are not my thing)
Haiku 6069:
vagrant bag lady
no spring in her step today
as people mock her.
aspire, ‘carpe diem’
dreams manifest in handbags,
credit repayments
2 much spare money
to attach a numb3r to
my stupid Tu5con
nice one
In other news, Cockster is going to be on ABC Mornings with Geoff discussing Twitter at 1015…
Hecklers welcome…
I saw him giving out advice on not spamming via twitter! Dude!
It’s just after 11 – subject is the affect of herring smoking on the young twitter user’s mind.
Ghosts crowd the young child’s fragile egg-shell mind
Will you be doing talk back Cookster? If so, I’ll be calling to ask about the TWoP bowls day.
and I will be doing my best Chong impersonation
Shazza – hows about a combined PTUB-TWOP bowls day on Sunday 7 March? http://bit.ly/bgI1Nh
I’m paying for the snags – barbecued, not BOILED skink.
I’d have to say I’m coming then cancel three times in a row like you and comedy nights. Count me in for the 4th one.
Sounds good to me. How about it gang?
I’m in.
You bet.
Will Frank come, do you think?
About as likely as Sattler, Chong or Maddox.
I’m considering it – yes there is public transport and the timeslot suits, but it depends if it is the weekend my sisters come for lunch.
Oh and I can convince Midlandia to come as well.
Awesome.
Count me in.
Especially if it is Mosman Park BC.
Even better WAtching. North Fremantle.
You would say that ;-)
On second thoughts…
NFBC is described as”one of the funkiest hangouts south of the river.”
It absolutely is. If we are lucky Ben Elton may drop by given he lives a stones throw away.
Oh…great…
Not sure how “south” of the river it is though.
One of the funkiest hangouts south of the ORD River.
They had to qualify it, because the Kununurra Bowls Club is wall-to-wall artists and jugglers in skinny jeans drinking PBRs.
With all due respect to NFBC, it doesn’t get any better than MPBC.
Hear hear…
You’ve both forgotten Bento’s worst from the NFBC.
Forgotten, shaz ? Not likely.
Thanks Snuff, I think I’ll let the pictures prove the point.
Fair enough.
Panoramic views of the river, or ball deep in worsts, you know which one i would choose.
And here is Geoff’s “Blog” on the subject complete with a happy snap of the Cockster -)
http://blogs.abc.net.au/wa/2010/02/twittering-wittering-and-the-wireless.html?site=perth&program=720_mornings
WOW, that link brings up a really good picture of Russel Wolfe at the moment…. check it out
has Cookster been boiled?
No, but he seems to have been wearing a kaftan.
Haha. What’s this ‘the wireless’ thing they kept talking about?
Laptop? Mobile Phone?
Outrage’s car has L3ninroks
Haiku 6070:
You can drive my car
Through the gold-paved streets of Perth
Autumn of our boom.
BAG LADY! Great!
Bagism is a term which was created by John Lennon and Yoko Ono as part of their extensive peace campaign in the late 1960s. The intent of bagism was to satirize prejudice and stereotyping. Bagism involved literally wearing a bag over one’s entire body. According to John and Yoko, by living in a bag, a person could not be judged by others on the basis of skin color, gender, hair length, attire, age, or any other such attributes. It was presented as a form of total communication.
I love Frost’s reply to the job interview scenario, TLA, and as great as it is to pick on Austrians, Shagism sounds like a better option to me.
Maybe it’s vag rant? The driver could be upset about not being allowed to have Uterus, so he’s gone on a vag rant.
A real “quasi feminist”
News flash – Cockster is currently on 6WF talkback justifying why he spends all day on Twitter as a media personality or something.
Apparently he has over 900 friends.
I have been counting the number of times Geoff uses the word ‘tool’ during this segment
and the answer was?
In reference to:
Twitter: 6 times
Cookster: 84 times
thank you.
the title is ‘social media strategist’
An euphemism for onanist, being another euphemism for self-abuser, which is just an euphemism for ………
Mass debaters!
If I may change the topic for a small moment. I note today Sattler is sticking it to feminists. Apparently they have hairy arm pits and are members of a brigade. After checking under my arms it turns out I have been deluding myself all along.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have some shirts to iron.
I was surpised that the sistaz had not rounded on him for his phallocentric use of the word ‘fraternity’ to describe the ‘hairy armpit brigade’
any chance you could offer me some tips on interior decorating? you have a natural talent for it.
My tip would be to hire a gay guy to do your interiors.
I typed something to that effect, but deleted it
I thought it best not to criticize one stereotype with another.
besides, I don’t want velvet cushions and guilt mirrors
gilt mirrors
freudian slip
Perhaps… http://theworstofperth.com/2008/01/06/himmler-had-something-simmler/ I see these are still for sale, and now on special at $1700 each or $3000 the pair.
The gay gag is part of the pun re. stereotyping. There is a double entendre in there for you too.
damn, I hate it when I miss a buggery reference
Perhaps guilt mirrors wouldn’t go astray?
I know mine are working.
My motto: “Take the U out of guilt and turn it into gold”.
I googled that phrase and it comes from the University of Loveology
are you a graduate?
Hahaha – devised it myself years ago, as part of my Opportunities Seminar (TM). Hardly surprising that someone else though of it too.
BTW, the “O” in Opportunities is for, “Oh my God, I’m going to be rich!”
Now checking out said University….
It’s a dog eat dog world, and there ain’t enough dog to go ’round…
Winton, heavy metal, and now self-help seminars
scratch one more box, and if it reveals ‘LaRouche’ you win the wingnut jackpot
EURASIAN LAND BRIDGE!!! I INSIST!!!
Lyndon is a GENIUS. Say otherwise and I’ll have the CEC come down on your butt harder than … than … than … something really really hard.
My MATES at the CEC, that is.
This place has gone ballistic with comments over the past few days, just like the mining boom Twop has exploded with fresh initiative and renewed vigour.
Carrying the analogy through it would suggest the next step would then involve us being overrun with Saffers.