If you’ve got a ring ie a circle, it is only ever going to be suitable for an “O” typography wise. Two hearts as “M’s” is horrible, but your o will never be an a. NEVER I tells ya! Or is there a missing “r” to spell engorgement? In that case, it might work. From Bento.
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It looks more like “engogewent” to me, anyways a true graphic fail!
Wouldn’t it have been great if a goatse had been fashioned from that ring?
PS: The marriage industry is shit.
I see encocewent.
I’m going with engogewent as well.
I would comment on this, but I have a pressing engogement.
Who got engoged, Bento, and how much did the card cost?
Not sure how much it cost, DFOC. Being Dovid Jones, probobly a shitlood.
You don’t know them, but I sholl poss on your congrotulotions.
A card by South Park’s Mr Mackey.
http://www.carolinegardner.com/news.asp
4 DEC 09. We’ve just added some gorgeous little enamelled boxes and a handbag mirror to our range of products. These are hand enamelled onto copper (…) Prized by discerning collectors worldwide, both as tokens of taste and sentiment and as works of art, they are destined to become the antiques of the future.
We have a handbag mirror with the popular union jack design and a small box with the union jack design, both finished in silver.
Wouldn’t putting a ring around a pre-engorged member result in thrombosis?
Nice way to play the wedding night with something borrowed from Tiny Pinder.
I read engorgement too, maybe some kind of subtle, and very racy valentines gift
gawd , that’s the next over-hyped marketing event about to hit the streets. Red cuddly toys everywhere. Why?
if it has anything to do with alcohol rolly will whinge
mmm, beer
What a wonderful imagination you have.
Did I ever mention that I brew my own?
alcohol free beer? you are demented
Tested, albeit a while back, at over 4.5%.
Good enough for pale ale in the hot weather.
The winter brews check out a bit more knifeandfork-ish.
Most of the commercial stuff is pretty well tasteless.
Yes.
We have a dodgy alcoholic customer who came in yesterday and showed me a photo of his girlfriend which had been laser etched onto a sort of crystal heart. He would snap up a card like this if he was ever to get engogged
Better than to have the photo tattooed onto his arm.
http://pontiphex.com/images/tattoo_fail.jpg
The concept is iffy, but the execution disastrous.
It makes the poor lassie look like she died of some terrible mouth disease.
Or that she died fighting a fire by trying to beat the flames out with her face.
just go to http://www.badtattoos.com
and no don’t post the finds here ffs
Oooh get her!
Did she die in an unfortunate orthodontal incident?
off piste
I saw on the news that the “Steve Irwin” is docked in Fremantle.
has anyone a picture?
can I nominate it for ‘irrational hatreds’
I am sure their hearts are in the right place, and I agree with what they are doing, but the black ship, the pirate flag, the tattoos, the stupid batmobile boat, and the general tone of “look at me, look at me” just gives me the fucking shits
am I the only one that stifled a smirk when their boat got run over?
it was the kiwi accent that killed me
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extinct_New_Zealand_animals
sorry, one correction. Apparently they recently discovered that they had not made this extinct:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karocolens_tuberculatus
I was just thinking of it for irrational hatreds! I hope someone will take a shot.
I tried, I really tried, TLA, but the rotten security blokes took my RPG launcher off me.
Your Role Playing Game launcher?
Those dice get fucking huge. You’d break a wrist trying to roll them without special equipment.
There’s nothing irrational about hating Steve Irwin.
Even Stingrays hate him.
That ‘stupid batmobile noat’ was awesome. An masterpiece of nautical design.
boat.
‘ a masterpiece of nautical design’ ?
it sank
when they were plucky underdogs in rubber dinghies I admired them, but when they got a playboy’s speedboat I started wondering if they were doing it for the adrenaline rush rather than the whales
far too much testosterone flowing
and to paraphrase Thoreau, I distrust any enterprise that requires matching shirts
Someone must be able to get a shot.
Sorry TLA, I am probably the closest TWoPper, apart from Mez to the harbour, and as much as their overly emotive newsletters piss me off I cannot be party to any Sea Shephard heckling.
My money is on WAtching getting you a snap.
Stu the dark horse.
An outside chance G’Day. Though I am a fan of Stu’s work.
It took a long while to sink considering the size of the vessel that sunk it in comparison. It wasn’t built for combat, it was built for stealth and speed.
Geez don’t you know anything about maritime stoushing?
You’d think naming a boat Steve Irwin is tempting fate though. We all know what happened to every single RN ship that was named ‘Invincible’ or ‘Inflexible’
You’d want to serve on HMS Cunctatious
Been thinking about naming my boat that for years…
Agreed. Shite name.
Ady Gil was Ok. Though I have no idea what it means.
I want to get a photo before I start to comment on this. C’mon unemployed TWOP fans. Get me a photo and it’ll go straight up.
I’ll be in Freo in about 2 hours, if no one has beat me to it I MIGHT do it. Only coz I love you TLA.
Tell everyone YOUR nautical news, shazza…
aw shucks DFOC. Wouldn’t that make me a complete wanker?
Get down to those fucking docks. Why are you still at home?
Just sent the pic you ungrateful bastard.
Oh I’m grateful.
Well, that all depends….
No!
I foresee several Wolves-fuelled TWOP Elite/Wolf Pack gatherings as we take a peep around your poop…
Is poop some kind of short hand for stink boat? Will I be laughed out of the bar if i use that word at the Freo Sailing Club?
You have much to learn, grasshopper.
Have you got your skippers ticket DFOC? Is this something I shall learn when I get mine?
your nautical news, shazza?
don’t tell me you shagged Rolly Tasker
i don’t recall shagging Rolly Tasker skink, but there’s a lot of things I don’t remember. (Sometimes by choice such as the wikipedia entry on goatse’s.)
yes but is probably unphotographical as well as unsinkable
A D Gil is the environmentalist who bankrolled the boat that sank a few days after it started work. There’s talk of another bigger, faster, stealther one.
Maybe they should go for floatier first. THEN look at stealthier.
Stealthier clearly needs a lot of work too, TLA, if someone was able to find it hidden just off the coast of Antarctica.
But they are the hunters, not the hunted Snuff.
That’s what this guy thought, too.
Brilliant. Almost as good as that fantastic penguin clip Snuffmeister.
Exactly what I thought TLA. But no. They’ll go for huggier rather than less sinkier.
A tireless charity worker, shaz, whom they coincidentally named it after.
i think he paid for it.
so possibly not coincidence.
Caution: Urine extraction in progress.
um, yes…
Three search results this morning. No Scarborough sluts though.
hangi perth 2
fighting in church 2
how do i wax my crack at home 1
how DO I wax my crack at home?
is that something you can do yourself, or do you need assistance?
is that where Twop comes in?
are you now offering back, crack and sack services?
surely the question is ‘WHY???”
Tried it, it’s a pain in the arse!
Is it the same as on the bus?
How strange?