In a marvellous gesture, WAtching went out and got pictures of the tree man’s tree. The tree man does seem to be sending out mixed messages. On the one hand he is pro tree, but on the other, he has those god awful Cocos Palms in his garden, including a lopped stump, which is always classy. I have to say it is an awesome looking tree though. WAtching has also included a shot of the waste disposal facility at the base. 
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Awesome. I see that he has a registered lawn!
No one has mentioned… but there is a hose running up the tree.
Presumably for a bidet.
The chalk sign reads: “Welcome. Parking.”
Just for the record, here’s my other shots…
http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/DSC00216.jpg
http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/DSC00218.jpg
Didn’t the council agree not to chop the tree? Why is he still up there?
No, I think they’re still chop happy.
he has been ordered to dismantle the tree house, but i don’t imagine he will.
“classy” ?
is that the mot du jour?
as classy as shazza wiping her arse to Vivaldi?
with an audience, it doesn’t work out classy if you don’t have at least one witness.
I am still fascinated by the ‘waste disposal facility’
does he sneak down the tree for a quick crap when nobody is looking?
does his missus shin up the tree to collect little yellow doggy bags?
I prefer to imagine him squatting out on a tree limb above the screened area and letting one loose, and someone on the ground, ‘jeux sans frontieres’-style, trying to catch it in a wok.
you prefer to imagine this kind of stuff??
Can we please get back to Shazza wiping her butt?
Wonderful ? Sure. Naive ? Somehow, I doubt it.
sic volvo, mater
I tried Woogle to understand your meaning, and got this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOjzhj4WBTM
Like Roger Melly’s (The Man on the Telly) brilliant idea for a new game show: Celebrity Shit-In-A-Bucket.
Rolf Harris: “can you tell what it is yet?”
I’m imagining more of a long-drop situation.
What, like from tall tree?
Exactly. Paint a target on the bottom of the bucket.
I reckon, get kids with targets on their heads to walk around below the perch and score points from three drops.
I’ll bet Mrs Tree Man still moans about him pissing on the rim.
Nothing short of a materpiece my friend…
I just love the fact that someone has taken the time to comment on the situation, by writing something on the road with their Yokohamas.
I thought Brigestones, but what do I know?
Sorry forgot to post this…
http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/DSC00214.jpg
I call it…
“The Ghost of Brocky”
We all know how Brocky feels about trees…
Thornlie, WGV, Carlisle – you really are risking life and limb to bring home the Worst bacon, WAtching. Nice work.
Wait till you see the Clarkson feature.
Had to go undercover for that one…. and those Bintang shorts really chafe.
It’s hard to tell from the photos- but he has wrapped the base of the tree up with untold layers of chicken wire just in case the council decides “Fuck it. Just chop it down. What? Okay we’ll pay medical, just chop it down already.”
Clarkson is the result of Merriwa gentrification.
Brilliant!
I’m Speachless.
It is a fantastic tree. I would be pissed off at council, but not sure I’d go as far as a hose bidet to save it.
Granted. It’s a nice tree.
poo, vomit, semen (or lack there of), exotic dancers, it’s been a busy few days.
it’s beginning to read like a crime novel.
are we going to have any blood or dead bodies soon?
Oserez-vous regarder l’insoutenable, mp ?
mais oiu snuff – very daring indeed….
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Tegan Sapwell? Especially after the extra nutrient load Eucalypt has received lately.
it is a nice tree
I hope it doesn’t fall on his shitty, brown, clinker brick house and knock those shitty, brown, feature concrete pipes out. Personally, I am glad he has covered it all up in tents and tarpaulins. He is doing us all a great service.
Maybe that’s what I should have gone with originally. Tree man, your house is a piece of shit. Your garden is an abortion. Maybe you should lose the Cocos and put up something good in your own fucking garden where the only cunt that has to worry about a falling branch is YOU motherfucker. Don’t blame the fucking council that you have a Cocos based shityard as a garden. Good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!
maybe you should write that on his shitty chalkboard
It’d be fucking hard to write with Yokohamas.
Writing comic sans with Yokas? You’d need Kumhos for papyrus.
Nothing did Arial Narrow like my Datsun 1000.
Crossplys required for wide latin.
And TLA’s beloved Gill Sans Ultra would surely necessitate Desert Duellers.
A Holden Jackaroo wouldn’t have the fucking torque to render gill sans ultra fuckoff. Get fucked.
A V8 Landcruiser ute would kern the fuck out of that font. Justified.
Torque! Torque! TORQUE you motherfuckers!
With a Cross Dressing Peter Wherrett (RIP)
You got that right Frank. He went where Brocky couldn’t follow. Until hell. Then Brocky was able to.
Great font, great show, Frank, and I bet it was the P76 he was referring to when he famously said, “This car has got hazard warning lights and it’s just as well. I suggest you drive with them on all the time.”
Just got off the phone with Bob Jane. He’s not sure about gill sans, but he’s got a set of Firestones that’ll do a pretty decent Jokerman knock off, if that’s your “thing”.
if you want to do something a bit more cursive, liek a bit of Spencerian, then you really need two wheels rather than four.
you really can’t beat a Vespa with white wall tyres for the classy stuff
classy? Like….
You said it buddy!
Is the tree dude still aloft?
I think he’s about to be served with an eviction notice.
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Way off-topic now but I love the Wherret hand-rub and cough.
God how cool he looked when I was still in high school!
And now, how “not”.
Such an innocent age we lived in, we who remember the 70s.