Weekend Worstoff 88

WAtching thinks this sign is one metrosexual over the line.

WAtching thinks lunchbar signs should be more like this.

And speking of the Teh sexualis metrocentrus , here’s a nice EBAY offering from David which includes comments from Rockingham. Real Man’s BBQ – Not for metrosexuals or latte drinkers.
And Chris and Anna send this Edgewater Xmas display.

Worst well this weekend.

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17 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 88

  1. monkeypants says:

    santa looks like he has his hands in the jubbly rubbing position – all ready for the topless stowaway ….. i like it!

    lets hope he recieves at least a “christmas handshake” in return.

  2. Snuff says:

    Thanks, TLA. Those BBQ questions and replies were 6 of the best pages I’ve read for yonks.

    Avagoodweegend.

  3. Bento says:

    There is no meal more metrosexual than brunch. I assume it would be some sort of tapas. Me, I much prefer a nice, masculine kebab burger. Mmm, together at last.

  4. WAtching says:

    This says everything about the gentrification of our formerly fair city.

    I am guessing the conversation went something like this…

    Adam: I really need some photos done for my business. Do you think you could help me out, Robert?
    Robert Mapplethorpe: Are you kidding me Adam? Sure! I’ll come right over.

    I mean Adam Please. The signage for a fucking lunch bar on Wanneroo Rd in Balcatta should not look like this…

    http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/NowAdamAreyousure.jpg

    http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/AdamMapplethorpe.jpg

    It should look like this…
    http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/KebabBuurrgers.jpg

    It seems I am not the only one offended, judging by the graffiti on this…

    http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/Cunt.jpg

    Is there no end to the march of the Metrocentric Twats?

    Infuriating.

  5. shazza says:

    Ebay bbq. Brilliant.

  6. David Cohen says:

    The barbie is up to $36!

    Bento’s Juliet balcony wouldn’t be able to handle such a fine barbie.

    • Bento says:

      I suspect there would be something in our strata body management rules banning any barbie not incorporating, as a minimum, a wok burner, pestle & mortar, espresso maker, and, erm, creme brulee burner thingy.

      The barbie would perhaps be more at home here.

      • Bill O'Slatter says:

        There’s also prolly a clause covering arse scratching from that mind blowingly incompetent piece of legislation : The Strata Titles Act.1985 ( See S42 and Schedule 1 & 2).

  7. The Legend 101 says:

    My christmas was bad in 2009 because my got my brother got a mobile phone,guitar,ipod doc and a good t-shirt and i got tones of junk and a $5.00 cruddy t-shirt how dumb.

  8. Snuff says:

    Can you take a hint, TL 101 ?

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