From Dave out of Skinross. What’s this written in? Snot? Semen? Also mugafuckers?
Hobbit Motherfuckers
November 13, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
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Face paint ?
That took a great deal more than three shakes, I can tell you!
it looks like ‘Motherflackoos’ to me
with an umlaut
svenkage?
Is the ‘mugafuckers’ in the corner an editors note, or an aside or a whole separate piece of social commentary?
puff pens?
Those fucking things are the devil’s work!
You have to remember to blow, not suck.
Sorry, confused “puff” with “blow”, again.
That’d be an expensive mistake to make too often.
Holy crap – you’re right! This must be from Bunvegas – I’m sure you can’t get puff pens in Ooshta HQ any more.
If it was Bunvegas, it would be Moss Graffiti cause we are all tree-hugging long-haired hippy-sprinkles down here.
Say it ain’t so! After your previous description, I’ve been imagining it as an early 90s nirvana (heh) – I was about to strap on the purple Docs and Op Shop jacket, and roll down the Hillbilly Highway to a Smashing Pumkins soundtrack.
http://theworstofperth.com/2009/09/30/bush-week-3-gelee-of-orange-soil/
I know you won’t believe me, but it was deliberate. Much like ‘discunt’, apparently.
Yeah, yeah, that time you were staying in an hotel in Wuhan?
Wait, maybe it was Changsha.
No, it was definitely Wuhan.
Both were besieged by the Taiping, which is why I was confused. I thinkit started when the grateful prostitutes of Chnagsha declared a house discunt afte the Taiping were finally turned back around 1856. The discunt has continued to this very day. http://theworstofperth.com/2009/06/08/tai-ping-on-their-arses/
This city’s a 60’s love-in one minute and a 90’s grunge-fest the next. I’m proposing a new city slogan: ‘BunVegas – We’re Just So Fucking Diverse’
Yes, I am no longer welcome at the Brownlow.
Speaking of Bunvegas, I am back here for 2 weeks only. Don’t miss out before I return to the Bunbury of the north. If there are any icons that need photographing, please let me know.
Speaking of Bunvegas, has anyone seen that horrible artwork southbound on the Kwinana Freeway / Forrest Highway about 80km south of the city? I’ve driven past it twice now but have not had a camera on me at the time.
It’s new, ugly and unexplainable. I will try to photograph it asap if somebody does not beat me to it.
The waffle icecream cones lacking inicecream scoops or the tall ones that look like stationary speeding cameras?
Several people have mentioned them, but yet no photos.
Testing gravatar
perhaps if we all changed to that?
although i do like my new pic.
” am loving your new pic curious. When Rose is around one can feel quite sane.
Speaking of Bunvegas, I just realised that I used that term twice in a row after posting above. Shame on me.
I’m forming a lynch mob as we type to run your double posting Jass outta our town.
How can I get me one of those Liberal party LIARS logo’s? Lazy? Please?
Frank would be your man for all your one-eyed ALP needs
Here you go, Hugh Jass.
Sweet. Do I have to own a scanner?
I’m sure he can email you one.
Hover you mouse (or is it cursor? pointer?) over his, right click and save as picture, then stick it in gravatar.com. It won’t be very good resolution but should look about the same.
Um, or click snuffs link above.
I just wrote this so people wouldn’t look at Richarbl Vs Snuff.
thank you.
Sorry mate, I think I just destroyed your plan.
i’m writing this to see if my new gravatar is working.
A curious by any other name smell as sweet?
Yea verily.
i meant to change the avatar, not the name, that’s just my gravatar id.
can’t see your privates yet waaah – kching.
Exactly the same thing has happened to me on a few occasions!
Please witre a hundred lines…
“I will rememeber to log out of gravatar”
BTW: Don’t expect a picture of a “cunt.”
The cunt was obviously a metaphor.
However there is still a pint of beer up for grabs.
“i’m writing this to see if my new gravatar is working.”
OK it’s new grav night.
My new gravatar is a picture of a cunt.
A pint at the Brisbane to whoever can tell me whose privvy parts these be…
ahem….
And for advanced players…
A pint for whoever can present a picture of a car sticker “Full House” ie:
!x Awol or FiFo
!x Jetpilot or Skin
1x ISOFC or NFC or Jim Beam
I will even pay up for a combination of any three.
My guess is a WA politician, of the large L Liberal variety.
Kierath?
not kierath, not squinty enough.
at first glance (blush?) it appears to be dennis cometti, but i’m fairly certain it isn’t.
Whose rack G’day?
Minchin?
Minchin is not a ref. to the rack question. It’s a q. for WAtching.
What, a man can’t grow his own pair of chongs over a weekend?
Got a shot of a jetpilot sticker, southern cross, and broken brake light on a toyota 4WD. Perhaps not a full house but maybe 3-of-a-kind?
A WAtching by any other name smell as sweet?
Nay verily.
Yes, I have often found the Taiping to be troublesome, especially if approached with only one hand.
No, not usually. I thought Chongs were girl kahunas? Are you saying youv’e grown testes on your chest over the weekend? Have you been drinking Illiusions G’day?
Not this morning. I can make an idiot of myself without any help at all. Mrs G’Day the model. I fear my shirt will never be the same again.
ok, now i see you new avatar that makes sense.
mrs g’day actually consented to wear that? wonders will never cease.
As the resident TWoP expert on all things rack, I congratulate Mrs G’day on a fine example.