I happened to bump into to a couple of lovely TWOP fans Kat and Jasper at Threeninenine Bar on my way home last night. Only thing is, the fuckers were bending forks. You heard me. They had a huge box of forks and they were bending them Uri Geller style right there at the bar. How metrocentric! Makes me a little hesitant in my plans though for a TWOP gathering for the million hits. If these guys are fork benders, god knows what perversions I’ll have my face rubbed in. I’m imagining full sized Baravans made out of matchsticks. I’m thinking of a Thursday evening at The Brisbane Hotel. I will agree to be there drinking, and people can drop in if they wish. Thoughts? Here’s the fork I rescued before it got bent.
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Thursday??
yes, I’m parched
I’ll have a beer, since you’re offering
make that two.
they might have tried washing the cutlery rather than trying to bend it.
would you put that in your mouth?
(that bit of innuendo is for the smuttier readers, who will no doubt furnish us with some links to gratuitous genitalia)
I’ll pass on googling fork and genitalia thanks, skink, but I will link this.
p.s. Speaking of drinking, you were right about the Emu Brewery. Very nice. As is this 1966 ad for Emu Bitter.
A thursday, not this one.
What have you got against weekends?
Nothing. If people prefer a weekend that’s fine. I can’t do Saturday days. So Sat eve or Sunday is ok.
Mongolian cooking classes on Saturdays?
Sat eve is good for me. Anyone else?
Any time. Any where. Any how.
Given how fantastically VAG the new P2B highway is, I could almost attend, if BUnVegians were included in this invite.
I hope BS comes. Appears to be quite the conversationalist.
at least we know what he will be talking about.
Really? Just between you and me curious, I have no idea what he’s on about.
i have no idea either, just that his conversation will consist of the same four words.
wait til he starts making anagrams.
well according to my research:
In pseudo-socialism there is no democratic state (or democratic government), no human rights and freedoms. Everything – land, means of production and distribution, every human life – is controlled by partocracy.
http://world.lib.ru/s/strannik/pseudosocialism.shtml
so even though i tried to understand, B.S. is obviously stoned or totally fucked up and on the wrong blog.
Sold.
Brisbane suits me just fine. But god help me if my change comes on a little plate.
Maybe your change will come on a fork?
I believe that is what sparked the nightclub brawl that required 50 police officers at the weekend.
Are you on drugs?
Do you think this is how successful social events are organised?
(“I might be somewhere…you might attend…”)
Are you hoping it will be some sort of flash mob Happening?
Dear me…are all comedians so socially inept?
I’m pencilling you in as a yes.
Where are the midgets? Where is the MX5?
David’s right LA, your’e crap at this organsing thing.
So far we have Thurs or Saturday eve at Brisbane.
Do you have a month in mind?
Are all communists as spontaneous as you two? Do you think Mao was a little rash only planning 5 years ahead?
At this rate we could have it on your (Juliet) balcony, Bento, and still have room for the espresso machine.
I blame their teachers, Bento, or maybe their washrooms.
I have been called Bolshy once or twice.
Faux or quasi?
Fauquasi.
Reformed.
Faux kin L
Splitter!
Ha! Nice to meet you in person, although I’m not sure if anyone looks forward to being mentioned in TWOP :P About a dozen people managed to bend the forks you didn’t rescue.
The coolest crave a mention. The non cool don’t.
I was at 399 last night and didn’t see any evidence of fork bending. I miss all the good times.
Dude, it was fork city.
fork an’ a maze zing
pack of pseudo lefty socialist liars
pseudo socialist liars pack of
Preach it, brother.
I believe the correct term is quasi socialist
Grogg is that you ? I know you’ll never have any trouble with fork.
beautiful skink:)
Just like being a fly on the wall.
“Retired”. Nice one.
Really super.