Monthly Archives: November 2009

A Bushie’s Blow

Posted on November 30, 2009 by

Old Blocker had a hairy Crack Bush merging with his dusty sack As he sat astride his trusty horse perusing a novel Tim Winton of course… This bush poetry doesn’t seem so difficult. How was that? Easy. Brown submitted this … Continue reading →

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Thanks Mates

Posted on November 29, 2009 by

Thanks to TWOP friends Skink (and Frail), WAtching, Shazza, MyNing, Richarbl, Free Beer, Ljuke (& Frail), Bento and Paracleet. A very pleasant evening. I had expected youse all to be older and uglier than you turned out to be. This … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 83

Posted on November 28, 2009 by

Hope to see some of youse pigs at The Brisbane tonight. I will be there from 7. Will try to post from the pub to give you any status reports. Also those on twitter lets go with #lazyaussie as the … Continue reading →

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Sticks

Posted on November 27, 2009 by

Lukewarm reaction  to Bumpkin Highway sculpture yesterday, but how about this one in Forrest Place? This one is actually pretty crap. Inside the sticks though there was a machine you could blow giant smoke rings with. More interesting. Thanks to … Continue reading →

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Cars of The Worst of Perth

Posted on November 26, 2009 by

I’ve made a new TWOP calendar with the automobiliar outrages you’ve loved this year. I had forgotten some of these, and at least one pic has not been published before. It takes about ten days to arrive, so it’s now … Continue reading →

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Into the maw of River Rooster

Posted on November 26, 2009 by

You’re a ghost on Bumpkin Highway you’re like River Rooster and meaningless I hate you, but I love you I’ll carry that to the end If I ever lie with you again, I pray I do not sleep If I … Continue reading →

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Painting the Pope

Posted on November 25, 2009 by

Outrage Cohen forked out a Guildford dollar for this fabulous paint the pope by numbers kit. The price has dropped since the kit for the new pope was released (a picture of him in his Hitler Youth uniform. Very fetching.) … Continue reading →

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Mother of all Baravans

Posted on November 24, 2009 by

This one is FROM Rolly, so all should couch their comments in terms of “Irrelevant timewasting…” Typically useless post…” “Metrocentric…” “Moan, Grump…” “Why bother sending this tripe..?” “Rebarbative…” “I couldn’t give a stuff about your van picture sending abilities…” &cetera. … Continue reading →

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Upper Swan

Posted on November 24, 2009 by

For every photo. There is an angle. I think they have laid the pathway deliberately so you get this scene just before seeing the belltower. As though your head was “upper swan” and then saw the light of Dicky’s Doodle.

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Don’t eat the brown water

Posted on November 23, 2009 by

From Nicola on her way through Adelaide. Adelaide has always been famous for its bad beer, (although as I’ve said before, New Zealand’s Speights is the worst of all beers) and it is always blamed on the water. Maybe it’s … Continue reading →

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