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Monthly Archives: November 2009
A Bushie’s Blow
Old Blocker had a hairy Crack Bush merging with his dusty sack As he sat astride his trusty horse perusing a novel Tim Winton of course… This bush poetry doesn’t seem so difficult. How was that? Easy. Brown submitted this … Continue reading
Thanks Mates
Thanks to TWOP friends Skink (and Frail), WAtching, Shazza, MyNing, Richarbl, Free Beer, Ljuke (& Frail), Bento and Paracleet. A very pleasant evening. I had expected youse all to be older and uglier than you turned out to be. This … Continue reading
Posted in worst of perth
28 Comments
Weekend Worstoff 83
Hope to see some of youse pigs at The Brisbane tonight. I will be there from 7. Will try to post from the pub to give you any status reports. Also those on twitter lets go with #lazyaussie as the … Continue reading
Posted in weekend worstoff, worst advertising, worst sign
Tagged worst advertising, worst sign
15 Comments
Sticks
Lukewarm reaction to Bumpkin Highway sculpture yesterday, but how about this one in Forrest Place? This one is actually pretty crap. Inside the sticks though there was a machine you could blow giant smoke rings with. More interesting. Thanks to … Continue reading
Posted in worst art, worst public art, worst sculpture
Tagged worst art, worst public art, worst sculpture
74 Comments
Cars of The Worst of Perth
I’ve made a new TWOP calendar with the automobiliar outrages you’ve loved this year. I had forgotten some of these, and at least one pic has not been published before. It takes about ten days to arrive, so it’s now … Continue reading
Posted in Buy The Worst of Perth
Tagged bad perth cars, Buy The Worst of Perth, calendars, perth calendars, perth cars
8 Comments
Into the maw of River Rooster
You’re a ghost on Bumpkin Highway you’re like River Rooster and meaningless I hate you, but I love you I’ll carry that to the end If I ever lie with you again, I pray I do not sleep If I … Continue reading
Posted in worst art, worst restaurant design, worst street
Tagged bunbury, bunbury highway, worst public art, worst sculpture, worst street
45 Comments
Painting the Pope
Outrage Cohen forked out a Guildford dollar for this fabulous paint the pope by numbers kit. The price has dropped since the kit for the new pope was released (a picture of him in his Hitler Youth uniform. Very fetching.) … Continue reading
Mother of all Baravans
This one is FROM Rolly, so all should couch their comments in terms of “Irrelevant timewasting…” Typically useless post…” “Metrocentric…” “Moan, Grump…” “Why bother sending this tripe..?” “Rebarbative…” “I couldn’t give a stuff about your van picture sending abilities…” &cetera. … Continue reading
Posted in worst car, worst graphic design, worst transport
Tagged worst car, worst graphic design
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Upper Swan
For every photo. There is an angle. I think they have laid the pathway deliberately so you get this scene just before seeing the belltower. As though your head was “upper swan” and then saw the light of Dicky’s Doodle.
Posted in worst art, worst public art, worst sculpture
Tagged swan sculpture, worst public art, worst sculpture
32 Comments
Don’t eat the brown water
From Nicola on her way through Adelaide. Adelaide has always been famous for its bad beer, (although as I’ve said before, New Zealand’s Speights is the worst of all beers) and it is always blamed on the water. Maybe it’s … Continue reading