Monthly Archives: October 2009

Pelicanned in full

Posted on October 26, 2009 by

For those non UWA types who want to see the Pelican article in full. They did have a big Cunt, err spread and an article on bestiality in this edition too. Better than being in with The West’s racing liftout … Continue reading →

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I pashed my own brains out

Posted on October 26, 2009 by

Is this a brilliant strategy from Morph or just creepy? Is she kissing herself in the mirror or pashing some other chick? Perhaps they are simply Falangists? Kindly snapped by Edward De Bozo, who really did go to clown college. … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 78

Posted on October 24, 2009 by

This month is easily going to be the biggest ever, even topping September which had the famous B&S post. Thanks to Tim Winton for making it possible. The West website seemed to have nothing but worsts the other day. No … Continue reading →

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Pelicanned

Posted on October 23, 2009 by

A glimpse of the double page spread in Pelican featuring TWOP. Unfortunately I misread the last question as appearing in Grok rather than featuring Grok as it has been in, but it looks pretty good.

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UWA. Maybe they’re not that smart.

Posted on October 23, 2009 by

PLEASE NOTE, The Worst of Perth encore live show, previously scheduled for the 12 November is now shifted to 10th December, as the earlier date clashed with my Chinese brush calligraphy classes. ————————————————————————————————– Jennifer S was so impressed with my … Continue reading →

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The March of the Wa-Wa’s

Posted on October 22, 2009 by

The much maligned Richarbl, scion of conservative thought, (I’ve never written scion before, so I thought ‘d throw it in,) was seemingly the only one to notice the vibrancy based Future Perthing on page 56 of yesterday’s West (21/10/09). Richarbl … Continue reading →

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You’re not not hallucinating

Posted on October 22, 2009 by

Paracleet snapped this car in Victoria Park. I like that even a crackpot car painter can use an apostrophe, unlike Yokine IGA, as visioned by Slanderer. Slanderer also snapped this baffling graphic on the store. I’m sure they’d tell you … Continue reading →

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Man to Man Menswear

Posted on October 21, 2009 by

Why the hell does The West continue to run its crappy racing liftout? My theory is that the paper would feel embarassingly thin if it wasn’t padded out with Doomben dogs. Woogle it, it’s true. However I do have a … Continue reading →

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Gill Sans Ultra Bold

Posted on October 21, 2009 by

Another from Jazzrusso seen at freeway exit. These roadsigns have font sets? I’d guess comic sans or papyrus as default. Certainly not the Gill sans ultra fuck-off bold favoured by The Lazy Aussie. Has a lovely detached feel. Reminds me … Continue reading →

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Irrational Hatred #2 Complaining about Christmas

Posted on October 20, 2009 by

I’m going to run out of irrational hatred original photos quite quickly, but here’s one of Krazy Kym cunting down to Christmas. Enough of the potty, er hand Kym. Would you neuter a cat with that hand? My irrational hatred … Continue reading →

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