I had made a bit of a resolution to give comrade Bento a rest for a while, for although he daily unleashes a torrent of fine worst, I thought some might be asking themselves “Where’s MY submission from 3 months ago, and why does this ivory bedildoed cunt get a run so often?” So I had decided to give new submitter Keelia a go with the sans jowl Colin Barnett spied on a UWA rubbish pile. It has the traditional devil accoutrements which was nice too. I like how UWA seems to have been quietly dumping the Barnett image? Do they know something? Thanks Keelia. But blow me down if Bento doesn’t coincidentally send in a complementary pic of Merv Hughes dumped in the janitor’s office at the Nth perth Bowling club! Can’t keep a cadre down. I had to use it. Colin and Merv. Both have seen better days. Both have reputations for being a bit of a dickhead. The major differences are that Colin has never taken a test hat trick,and Merv never fucked up a Taiwanese steel mill deal near Geraldton. 
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Merv was at North Freo Bowling Club LA. We were at yet another quiz night. Cheating like bastards of course. Still didn’t win.
Hello Shazza, if this is the Shazza of GregNShazza, This is Eric from Pacific Club, please note we’re trying to reply to your mails but they never go through. Please try giving us another mail address. Because I’m worried about spam, I did not use my current mail address for this post so please reply to the address you’ve been sending already. Thanks, E
I’m torn between endearingly bumbling spam attempt and…I’m not sure what. Shazza, you could sail right up to a Phuket hotel couldn’t you?
HI Eric,
I’m the Shazza, as in the NOT YOU GREG Shazza. Probably not the same Shazza. There’s a few of us about. Even in Poland you know.
WOW!
Another difference: when Merv is pissed off at someone he doesn’t whack them with a piece of rolled up paper.
colon looks kind of “pete costello” hot in that photo.
http://typingisnotactivism.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/smirkchoicesthe68.jpg
I’m wondering why they didn’t go with Hitler mo for the graffiti?
I’d like to see Merv’s mo on Colon.
I’m thinking the horns and bungeye grew on the painting instead of the real bumbling fool. It’s a Dorian Gray scenario. I can’t explain why it didn’t work with the jowls.
And what’s with the intended blacklisting? I can’t help it if I see evil all around me. DFOC – I think I might need to get the union involved on this one.
Alas, comrade Bento, you’re not a member, so you will be helpless as you are consigned to the dustbin of TWOP history.
All the better for the rest of us, frankly: perhaps our submissions might get a run.
another difference: a lot of folk like merv.
That’s why there’s no graffiti on Merv. Although I’d like to see someone try and make the painting look bald and fat(ter), and with more beer botttles.
i’ve never seen colon stretching in the out field.
The crowd wouldn’t copy his moves, they’d all just give him the finger
The crowd could all drool while snoozing.
I believe it’s called a Kancho G’day.
I didn’t mean give him the finger in *that* way!
That’s just as well, really. I wouldn’t want to see colon-stretching anywhere, let alone in the outfield.
Merv’s never been asleep at the wheel.
Colon hasnt done ad’s for All-Bran either…he gives everyone the shits without it.
Cricketer..blah,blah,blah……boring.
Pollie…….blah,blah,blah……boring.
Yep, the same.
I suspect Merv actually IS the janitor at North Perth Bowling Club. He keeps that picture in his cupboard to remind him of the glory days.
HI Greg,
So are you the infamous one?
That’s right it’s me, the mysterious Greg.
CHEERS GREG.
awesome shazza!
oops. Not you, Greg…..
So what’s the scoop Greg. Anymore graff on the van?
Actually we realised we could make more money by letting the bastards graffiti all over it, and then charging arty types $5 to have a look.
Excellent!
Brilliant Greg. Be sure to state on your promotional material – As seen on TWOP.
So does that mean Colon has been dumped as patron saint of the UWA school of economics?
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