“It seemed to me that a careful examination of the bus seat and the saliva might possibly reveal some traces of this mysterious individual. You know my methods, Watson. There was not one of them which I did not apply to the inquiry. And it ended by my discovering traces, but very different ones from those which I had expected. ie semen.”
The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes (1893) “The Soggy Seat”. I would be very interested to see one of these CSI bus drivers in action. They would have to do it at night though in low, preferably blue lighting.
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I am not going to dignify that with response.
are you Chong in disguise?
if not, then she has previous shown an inclination to discuss that very topic
you were made for each other
do you have the ‘chongs’ to go head-to-head with Chong?
do you?
Not like you do skink
crap
bullshit.
Dear TLA.
I used to like your blog.
It was funny. But it’s going badly downhill.
No-one has said “cunt” all day.
That’s a “new bastard” of an accusation.
arse biscuits
peter reith
Thanks orb. That’s close enough.
TLA: We’re back on track.
http://www.crikey.com.au/emporium/tea-towels-2/arsehat/
the tea towel to the right
I’m in a deuce of a dilemma, TLA. First Eco, then the pipe, and now this.
Surely linking TNG clips is a breach of the site policies.
You are hereby sentenced is to listen to this:
Amazon.com: Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back: Brent Spiner: Music
Fair enough, paracleet. My apologies. It’s no excuse, but having seen little TV since Aunty Jack’s day, I didn’t even know what TNG was. He can obviously hold a tune, however if this clip is anything to go by, I haven’t missed much. This is more my scene.
They introduced “the technology” in every bus in Brisbane this year after a total of 4 spits on the entire network the year before. One can only wonder what the stats are here?
But far more important, TLA, your zombie movie crown is about to be wrenched off your undead head by a new generation:
http://www.liveattheastor.com.au/events/film/i-am-bish/
What is it about Perth that attracts zombies?
head to Horror Town on Sunday afternoon and see the inspiration for George Romero
Harbour Town – and not a fat arse stinkboat in sight
This is the best post in ages.
In my head I have a Transperth bus driver who looks a bit like Keanu wrestling Dennis Hopper on top of the bus trying to swab him for DNA, whilst a passenger who I think is Sandra Bullock is driving the bus. But she can’t let the speed drop below 50 otherwise the whole bus will get spat at…
I know a woman who can spit ping pong balls from her chong-bucket.
She’s got deadly aim, would probably take out the bus driver before he could swab her.
LOL chong bucket
rofl
That bus wouldn’t be named Priscilla, would it, CD ?
Snuff,
Do tell.
What it is that you do in the 5 or so minutes of the day that you are not scouring the virtual world for the weird and wonderful oddities that you so generously share with us?
Chong Bucket. Mmm I want one… Yummy CD!
Get down to KFC for some delicious Kentucky Fried Chong in a Bucket.
It’s finger lickin’ good.
(Smells like fish, tastes like chicken)
the tenderest leather couches are made from leather from the chong bucket
Rubbish. Have you never worn a possum scrotum cloak? (Scote Cloak). It takes 10 000 possy sacks but it’s worth it.
I disagree, once ensconced in the comforting embrace of the finest chong bucket, all concerns for liveability and vibrant are moot.
The juice of the chongfruit is fermented and makes tasty drop, although it has a tangy aftertaste.
omg. I took the SAME PHOTO at the front seat where I was. AT THE SAME SLANTED ANGLE. Its almost as good as a carbon copy of my photo, except that I never loaded mine online in the first place.
Great minds think alike.