Monthly Archives: September 2009

Ben, you’ve got a friend in me.

Posted on September 21, 2009 by

Ben, the two of us need look no more We both found what we were looking for With a friend to call my own I’ll never be alone And you, my friend, will see You’ve got a friend in me … Continue reading →

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Bad Graffiti Masterpieces

Posted on September 20, 2009 by

Am making a line of Bad Graffiti Masterpieces T Shirts through Red Bubble. With acknowledgements to Shazza for the wheelchair one. It’s magnificent. I will be buying one of those myself. Maybe a dog one too. I think I need … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 73

Posted on September 19, 2009 by

Thanks to all who bought a Worst product yesterday. Will be more in the next few days. If you want a calendar or card with a specific image, I will also make those available. Now more fucking Future Perthers are … Continue reading →

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Sellarbration of Worst

Posted on September 18, 2009 by

Nothing says Valentine (or Christmas for that matter) like a cuntkini card. I’ve finally decided on having tshirts and other stuff done by an outside company after the limitations and quality problems with doing them here. They take a massive … Continue reading →

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A bear’s eyes water

Posted on September 18, 2009 by

Well this gives the overwhelming impression of a child stuck up a bear’s arse. There’s not really any other interpretation. And if it didn’t, it’s still shithouse graphic design. If the child is supposed to be carrying a giant teddy, … Continue reading →

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Dude, you slashed my Tupac

Posted on September 17, 2009 by

Poor old 2Pac, not only gunned down by rivals, but also has his poster slashed and thrown out in Victoria Park. Why couldn’t they have taken Ton Loc? Why? WHYYYYYY! I can maybe (maybe) understand throwing out a Tupac poster, … Continue reading →

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Fuckhead Union/Scab Cunt

Posted on September 16, 2009 by

Since there is apparently a strike here at Curtin today, here is some graffiti from the toilets of The Swan Inn in Fremantle. It was taken a while ago, but still shows the constant struggle between organised labour and ah, … Continue reading →

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Auto-dildonics

Posted on September 16, 2009 by

From Tiang. I’m not really sure what to make of it. Does it go with “truck nuts”? Is it a prank? I it something to do with Brendan Fevola? It’s on a ute, if that’s any help. A dildo on … Continue reading →

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Pour pussy to drink, drink to forget

Posted on September 15, 2009 by

Really just to get that hideous crackpot paper off the front page, (people are actually reading it), here’s a taste of Fremantle pussy I saw on Sunday. And speaking of Fremantle, a picture of Carmen Lawrence I took at a … Continue reading →

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Who will pay for bad journalism?

Posted on September 15, 2009 by

Now finally some journalism we can really get our teeth into. Nurry, Mosellas, Cohen et al can merely dream of a scoop like this. Global warming is a British (British mind you) conspiracy to cause global genocide. Seemingly Prince Philip … Continue reading →

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