Monthly Archives: August 2009

Weekend Worstoff 69

I think I should have a piece in The West today, but haven’t got the paper yet. I usually wait for the free version at work on Monday, but might have to make an exception this time. Tell me what … Continue reading

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Future of Journalism & Live Show Booking

For those who want to book for the Worst of Perth live on September the 3rd, here’s how. John McCallister of The Comedy Lounge at the Charles Hotel says… They can book tickets at BOCS 9484 1133 To actually book … Continue reading

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Sittin on the bog of the bay

Dave saw this at Joondalup Medicare. Could be one of those benches which make a fart sound when you lower the backside? That sign should have been on this. And a more sitting friendly invitation from Turf. Can’t tell what … Continue reading

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Ramblin’ Man

…and when it comes to leaving, I hope you’ll understand, I was born a ramblin man… Allman Brothers I can understand leaving a saxophone out on the verge (jesus those fuckers are loud) but a guitar? I choose to believe … Continue reading

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Shades over Innsmouth

“Far are the shades of Arabia, / Where the Princes ride at noon.” Walter de La Mare or perhaps Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtaga. –H.P.Lovecraft, “The Shadow over Innsmouth” I struggled with the quotes for this post because I … Continue reading

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Digger rooting crack smoker

From Hugh Jass in Bunbury. Apparently there’s some anti Michael Daley sentiment in town. OK so he smokes crack. What Bunbury resident wouldn’t just to get through the day until it’s time to hit River Rooster? But rooting a digger? … Continue reading

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The Fog of Rent

Who could pass up this rental opportunity where you only have to fuck off for all of Sunday? Does ‘family” sound suspicious to you? Maybe he has to check on the hydro setup behind the false wall, or maybe the … Continue reading

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Iron Man

Haven’t had enough tweets to highlight, so let me supplement them with a shot of Colin Barnett doing a Vladimir Putin. Although in Colin’s case he had to be tied to the horse lest he slip off during his constant … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 68

A couple of astounding Japaneser worsts from DJ Snuff. I like that car. And what exactly is the fuck me monkey selling? A monkey says fuck me while a member of Kiss just stands by? And Stu is not sure … Continue reading

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My Little Flower

From C who saw these at Perth Tafe (Spiritual home of the Tafecuntz?) Yeah I’ll pay that as a worst.

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