Monthly Archives: August 2009

Hugely Deceptive

Posted on August 31, 2009 by

Cimbali wonders wether “deceptive” was exactly the word they were looking for. I hope the second granny flat isn’t the blue pool cover cupboard. I suppose everyone has a favourite and least favourite granny.

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The Worst of Perth Live

Posted on August 31, 2009 by

There have been many talkfests about the future of Perth recently, each more moronic than the last. (Fuck me drunk, someone seriously suggested monorails at the last one.) The topic of  my presentation on Thursday will be the REAL future … Continue reading →

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Your Bike Path be The Shit

Posted on August 31, 2009 by

Don’t bring scared business to me Mon roughest, toughest rude boy (papa smurf) Me murda for fun Ya heard me? Lil’ Wayne, Reggae Shit What can I say. If your bike path is shit – it be shit man. Beautiful … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 70

Posted on August 29, 2009 by

Just a few for this worstoff, as I need to get my artwork together for the live Worst of Perth show on Thursday.  It’s Perth Comedy Lounge Charles Hotel North Perth Call John 9309 1139 for booking or details. $15. … Continue reading →

Posted in weekend worstoff | 47 Comments

Wheels on Fire

Posted on August 28, 2009 by

I laughed a lot when I received this. Pathetic laughter. A sort of open mouthed cackling. This one is almost Banksy quality. It’s bad, but still hypnotic. A story is being told by the ghost of Kuleshov I think. The … Continue reading →

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Sin of The Chin

Posted on August 27, 2009 by

JC asked the pertinent question of what happened to Colin Barnett’s chins in his website photo. Is he sucking them in? Is the shot from Colin’s High school days? Did they have colour photography back then? Indeed. Don’t worry, JC … Continue reading →

Posted in worst politician | Tagged | 22 Comments

Cheater feature

Posted on August 26, 2009 by

And they took turns at Becky, while sittin’ at the table, there’ll be time enough for gamblin’ when ole Becky’s done…  Kenny Rogers, The Gambler and Coward of The County en mashed. Outrage Cohen reminded me of the worst that … Continue reading →

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One Cook, One Reich, One People

Posted on August 25, 2009 by

I was sent a wonderful original worst from Vic Demised the other day of a genuine foil hat wearer who also had foil in his ears, but felt that might be a little intrusive on the poor crazy bastard. The … Continue reading →

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Delusions of Mediocrity

Posted on August 24, 2009 by

Seen by Bento in the Subiaco Council foyer. It is the perfect worst combination of grandeur and cringing embarrasment. Jeezus Subi, how about Bunbury, Geraldton, Wagin, Subiaco, Corrigin? That’s a fight you may be able to win  IF you can … Continue reading →

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A House is not a home…

Posted on August 23, 2009 by

Still boasting about West article. The best part was being next to Tony Sadler ad. Have spent the morning changing my passport occupation information from “Raconteur” to “Writer”. Have been a bit more active on Twitter lately, so I have … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of banned by The West | 9 Comments