Monthly Archives: May 2009

New Zealand Piss Fest – The Reckoning

First let me welcome new readers to The Worst of Perth. Stats from around the planet are rising nicely, and Perth numbers are climbing sharply too. Maybe we will get those million hits by September after all. (Even if half … Continue reading

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Best of Banned by The West

The Best of my Banned by The West newsfeed this week. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold. http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/15953157.rss ——————————————————— Lamarckian … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 55

First, who sent me this? I saved the picture but not the sender, and I have gone back through my inbox but couldn’t find you. You need to receive your kudos. And Shazza finally got her camera and started off … Continue reading

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More Svenkage

I’m beginning to suspect Murdoch’s Jesper of deep, deep irony. Not content to label Murdoch University’s odour as “Old Turd”, he’s now complaing that they have a tavern, and outlets for legal drugs. Quite often also music! This post is … Continue reading

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And on my left…

Now here’s a nice classic Perth worst after the media rantings of yesterday. (And they say you shouldn’t blog drunk. Bullshit. ) Should I be learning something? The off the cuff media posts get all the comments and hits, while … Continue reading

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Pollocks

This is either an installation or art being moved at Curtin. I was told by these people I couldn’t take pictures of the artworks. So here it is. Throw a tarp over it people.  Your wine and cheese powers may … Continue reading

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Radio Ratings Rigged?

Can it really be true that Eoin Cameron is the most popular ABC announcer in the country? If he’s winning ratings, Mugabe has to have a hand in the voting results. I had the misfortune to hear 10 minutes of … Continue reading

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But we are Quokkas, are we not?

It is a hard way, the way of being a man. Sooner or later we all want a thing that is bad. To walk on all fours. To suck up drink from a stream. To jabber, instead of saying the … Continue reading

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Smokaz!

I like taking “photo” photos, and have done so for 25 years, but very often shots of worst don’t coincide with really nice pics. It’s a different genre and mindset. So it’s nice to get a worst and a nice … Continue reading

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Black Men, Asian Thighs

This struck me as the quintessential worst of Perth. A bloke, Purple Wyrm, goes into the bog at a restaurant, and propping up the door is a pornographic dvd. He takes a pic and submits it to me to become … Continue reading

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