Comments on: New Zealand Piss Fest – The Reckoning

By: Babydoll | The Worst of Perth

Babydoll | The Worst of Perth — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:01:51 +0000

[...] But we’ve had this with New Zealand Pissmakers before. They just don’t know what’s appropriate on a wine label. Rate this: Share this worst:EmailTwitterFacebookStumbleUponDiggRedditLike this:LikeBe the first [...]

By: Bloody Oath | The Worst of Perth

Bloody Oath | The Worst of Perth — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 03:23:53 +0000

[...] week, extollng the virtues of Melbourne voddy over my choices of Frog, Polish, Russian, or even New Zealand distilled leg opener. I’m not sure whether Bloody Oath would have been my choice for a theme, [...]

By: Rusted Hoist « The Worst of Perth

Rusted Hoist « The Worst of Perth — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:36:38 +0000

[...] Maybe I’m wrong. The wine naming and labelling bizzo does seem to attract an odd crew. 1 2 3 4 5 You may need to slap on 4 litres of Lynx before tackling this box. Frank C, got any outre names [...]

By: Cookster

Cookster — Fri, 15 May 2009 06:45:08 +0000

Denier??? I am FOR daylight saving… don’t tell me you’re against???

Speaking of Sexpo http://pitch.pe/11724

By: David Cohen

David Cohen — Fri, 15 May 2009 06:34:35 +0000

Like, totally.

Who is the babe in your gravatar? Mrs Cookster?

By: Slanderer

Slanderer — Fri, 15 May 2009 06:11:17 +0000

Hey Cockster, if it makes you feel any better, I wasn’t invited either. I know, let’s organise our own Wurst of Perth get together… Let’s have it at Sexpo, ready with the NZ plonk at hand…

Can’t believe you’re a daylight saving denier.

By: Bento

Bento — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:19:39 +0000

The less I hear about your furrowed brown, the better, thanks anyway.

By: Cookster

Cookster — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:14:11 +0000

Outraged…

By: Cookster

Cookster — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:13:18 +0000

Chockas to the apricots if you will… cashews? Puhleeze…

I’m still fucking outraged. And no, ordinarily I wouldn’t piss on NZ ‘puss’ if et wuz on fire… but I’ve hed a revelation.

Had a visit from The Perth File’s Melbourne correspondent not long ago and after we polished off a bottle of Grey Goose I sent him to the bottlo to get more.

He returns with this 42 Below gear, so with furrowed brown I peruse the label and on spying the Made in NZ label immediately burst forth with a ‘what the fuck did you buy this shit for?’ His response, ‘I knew you’d say that you cock head, but they were out of Goose and this is the second most expensive vodka they sell.’

‘Okay,’ I said, ‘I’m preparing myself to forgive you…’

By: The Lazy Aussie

The Lazy Aussie — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:41:30 +0000

I knew you’d be cashew deep in Sexpo stuff. And anyway didn’t you say you wouldn’t touch Kiwi piss with someone else’s dick?