I’m beginning to suspect Murdoch’s Jesper of deep, deep irony. Not content to label Murdoch University’s odour as “Old Turd”, he’s now complaing that they have a tavern, and outlets for legal drugs. Quite often also music! This post is very very funny. I bow to you Jesper. The deadpan is perfect. “Quite often also music”. Gold.
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Well, as we now know, on the ferry to Rotto there is quite often also water.
It is beginning to get a bit suspicious that you notoriously insist on completely missing the point.
Yes Jesper he is notorious and suspicious. Go get him tiger!
Jesper, the point of your post is that you are a master of irony. No need to labour it. I get it. Who could fail to get that point? Why are you suspicious? I love your work. It’s one of the best posts I have read outside my own blog. What else can i say?
You can say you agree the repetitive view of water from Freo to Rotto is mind numbing and unoriginal.
You can say you agree that Bars on Institutes of Higher Learning are unecessary and unprofessional.
You could say…Oh fuck it, you know where I’m going with this.
returning once more to when I was a student…
in my day there were only three acceptable places to be:
in bed, in the bar, or on a demo.
Once we staged a sleep-in protest in the bar, which allowed us to combine all three.
it was most uncouth to be seen at a lecture before midday.
the only people at those lectures would be foreign students, and when the lecturer came in and said ‘Good morning’, they would write it down.
Arguing, Internet, Olympics comments aside, and as amusing and pointless as blog wars are (although I am hoping for the Beaufort St Krew to get theirs from Mykonos), I have to say that I don’t understand:
if he hates Murdoch so much why does he attend?
Hell, when I was there we didn’t have a tavern at all, and there were no legal drugs on campus…. although I seem to recall the Resistance stand smelling like Maryjewana.
“Quite often also music” is, indeed, hilarious. I can remember when Painters & Dockers played there…. Oh, the destruction.
(PS: Did anyone notice in Western Suburbs Weekly that ‘Little Cloud’ has been nominated for awards?)
There’s no blog war here. Jesper’s Svenkage is the finest quality.
And this allows me to test the new feature that allows polls to be embedded in comments. Go to polldaddy if you want to try.
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And no it’s not working
Maybe it’s just polls not surveys, but you can try.
See here
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Your what are out of context ?
My Kahunas are out of context? Out of whack?
I have to believe Jesper is a superb writer of ironic english, because the alternative is too terrible to think about.
Quite often also too terrible, TLA.
Mmm. It appears our Svenkish friend has seen fit to undertake a little research into the meaning of irony.
I don’t think I can look. There’s not a dictionary definition is there? Urk.
Go on look, you know you want to.
No. I’d rather see what La Chong’s got going.
Alternatively, his finest work is to be found here in his extensive collected works.
Having just returned from reading Jespers blog review on The Heart of Darkness. One can only hope this new endeavour is as erudite.
The svenkage … the svenkage.
Conrad is an example of great writing from an English as Second Language student. Shows it can be done. I think he was Polish though.
Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski was indeed both Polish, and a great writer, TLA. Many years ago I undertook the task of reading everything he’d ever written, and it remains one of my most cherished experiences.
And Svenkage not in the english language!?! It lives.
And here is an example :-)
And google is already adding svenkage to the English language. Seems Sven kage is also connected to the Swedish defence ministry, Svenkage lives. Svenkage IS english. And the twitter newsfeed confirms,
“Svenkage” is Lexicon’ Society’s Word of The Year. Svenkage – A Scandinavian, writing in english but sounding like a German. A term long needed…
I await the rapidly approaching day that Wikipedia catches on to the Svenkage. Particularly the History.
Sorry TLA,
Think Lawsey, think Rattler, think Jesper.
He must either be Elliot Goblet or Steve Wright.
What does that link mean?
It is beginning to get a bit suspicious that you notoriously insist on completely missing the point, TLA. You know full well that hats are comparable to William Shakespeare, you svenker.
It is a reference to a pseudo academic who is lost in the world of literal perception.
Or is a past-master as a piss taker.
Your choice.
Snuff, we’ve run out of reply space, but yes Conrad is pretty good as a an ESL student. I did find the Secret Agent a little disappointing after Heart of Darkness though.
I think old Jesper might be tarting for stats, as he probably had 2 hits per year previously, but now gets a lot of attention as irony meister.
I still haven’t looked at his irony post. No-one has yet disabused me of the notion that it has a dictionary definition of irony. ie “wikipedia defines irony as a scandinavian explaining a knock knock joke in english.”
If it doesn’t have that, I’ll take a peek. Just let me know.
Indeed, TLA, although having initially also learnt French, English was technically his third language. Each to their own, but I’d have to agree that my dogeared old copy of Heart of Darkness is testament to more rereadings than my more pristine copy of The Secret Agent, notwithstanding the alluringly elegant notion of blowing up time, and the fact that I simply have favourite authors rather than favourite books.
Your suspicions regarding Jesper’s Masters of Irony post are as perspicacious as ever, so you needn’t bother. His Random “art”.. Gallery, and selected texts Writings, however, are well worth a look.
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Today’s been an ironic day for the ages, but not this ironic.
I wonder if there will also be music???
Quite often also rooting.
Does Jesper root for charity? Does he fuck.
Diddy fuck?
Quite possibly, shaz. He certainly hasn’t been producing any svenkage of late, to use his favourite word, unfortunately. Imagine how great his B&S Ball review might be.
Unfortunately old Jesper can muster more irony compliance than the whole B&S comittee.
ECU’s much better.
How would you know 101, you’re 12?
My dad is currently studying there, im now 13 because my birthday was on August 17th.
If I had Snuff’s skills at finding old comments, I’d pull up your ‘dads’, which would surely shame ECU.
Here you go, shaz.
Link fail. Take two.
Strand pub after 5pm every night
Remarkable Snuff. Thanks.
What did I tell you about non-sequiturs? 500 times up on the board please.
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isn’t arguing whether ECU is better than Curtin rather like squabbling over whether athlete’s foot is better than a verruca?
Good day sir. I SAID good day.
Good one, Skink.