Monthly Archives: March 2009

Vend It

Posted on March 31, 2009 by

Nice worst from Geoff. Geoff says…  Out the back of Yura Yungi medical centre in Duncan Rd, Halls Creek. It is refilled regularly. Not sure if we’ve had a Halls Creek worst before.  I like it. They obviously use the … Continue reading →

Posted in worst architecture | Tagged , , | 25 Comments

News parody suspended

Posted on March 30, 2009 by

Twitter news feed satirising The West was suspended after a complaint from the paper about impersonation. A pity, as it was mostly gold. Just as well the archive saved and sent to be a TWOP post. My favourites, “Ben’s hammy … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of banned by The West, worst of perth | 31 Comments

Henna ‘n’ Placenta – Your dream job

Posted on March 30, 2009 by

It would take more than a couple of paragraphs of French to get me to slap placenta on my hair. I’d rather add IKEA’s Creamed Crab to my tonsure. “For best results use with other fine Hask placenta products.” It … Continue reading →

Posted in worst advertising | 14 Comments

Weekend Worstoff 49

Posted on March 28, 2009 by

Nova radio have backed out of making a Patti Chong Merry’s ringtone. Reader Skink  has made one. If you want one email me perthworst@hotmailcom and I’ll get him to send you one. ——————————————————————————- Outrage Cohen worsts Town Of Vincent Mayor. … Continue reading →

Posted in weekend worstoff, worst advertising, worst car, worst politician, worst transport | Tagged , , , , | 32 Comments

This is the solution?

Posted on March 27, 2009 by

Not just the solution, but Solarution. God knows what solar based perversity goes on in that shed. No doubt a gimp is attached to a heat pump or something. It’s lovely when someone starts lettering without a plan, a measurement, … Continue reading →

Posted in worst advertising, worst sign | Tagged , , , | 16 Comments

Rashomon, Ironing Board of God.

Posted on March 26, 2009 by

It has to be a pretty good subject for such a bad photo to get on (unless the topic was about how to use auto focus) but the blur almost makes this one better. Was that really some crap-box of … Continue reading →

Posted in worst car | Tagged | 19 Comments

Pizza Showtime!

Posted on March 25, 2009 by

A roaring tornado of sound. Music, animatronics, children screaming, video games blaring, pizzas being served. The (sadly) few times I looked in on Pizza Showtime, it was the loudest thing I would hear until Motorhead played at The Nookenburrah Hotel … Continue reading →

Posted in not worst | Tagged | 231 Comments

Concrete Boots

Posted on March 24, 2009 by

If anyone in the east coast has a concrete issue please feel free to check out my website and it might answer your questions. Andy – I’m going to give you concrete boots and shove you in Halifax harbour Andy. … Continue reading →

Posted in worst graffiti | Tagged | 19 Comments

Special Edition Celebrity Fest

Posted on March 23, 2009 by

The Lazy Aussie was at the massive opening for The Shane Warne musical Saturday night, scanning the red (green) carpet for Perth celebrities. (Is Rick Hart really a celebrity?). Unless I missed them, there were two noteable Absentees. Barra and … Continue reading →

Posted in worst fashion | Tagged , , , , , , | 67 Comments

Weekend Worstoff 48

Posted on March 21, 2009 by

DFOC sends his mighty outrage from the other side of the country. Apostrophe AND spelling? The level of outrage is outrageous! Hugh Jass says, No pics for you this time, but this just caught my attention on the Transperth website … Continue reading →

Posted in weekend worstoff | 20 Comments