Monthly Archives: January 2009

Your wife was just showing us her Klimt

Posted on January 20, 2009 by

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt. You too, huh? She’s showin’ it to everybody. – She’s very proud of it. – I’m proud of mine, too, but I don’t wave it around at parties. – Rodney … Continue reading →

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All time Most Popular Worsts

Posted on January 19, 2009 by

I response to a question, here is the list of all time most popular Worsts as of January 2009. Big movers, Miss Nude has no Nipple and Patti Chong real or Hoax. Another fast mover is Perth Beer Fest Blows, … Continue reading →

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Aquadisiac

Posted on January 19, 2009 by

What happened to boat naming in perth? Was a time when even a twelve foot dinghy would have “Put out or get out” “Love thruster” or “Lethal Dose” written on the side. Nowadays all you get if Seacraft 347 and … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 39

Posted on January 17, 2009 by

Snuff in Japan kindly sent me some Belmont Park shots. Belmont Park, Adachi-ku, Tokyo. that is. One of the results of our great sister city program, which has been as influential as The Colombo Plan. Snuff says… An inexplicable, yet … Continue reading →

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I’ve got sperm that jingle jangle jingle

Posted on January 16, 2009 by

6 -6 7 8 I’ve got sperm that -8 7 -6 6 -6 7 jingle, jangel, jingle 7 -8 8 9 8 -9 8 7 -6 7 As I go riding merrily along. 6 -6 7 8 -8 7 And … Continue reading →

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West has New Boremaster

Posted on January 15, 2009 by

Wanted to try for the magic 500 000 page views before I left work today, so a quick media rant. How often have we heard that blogs are parasites on legitimate newspapers? Lots of times. There is still apparently traction … Continue reading →

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Chunder Down Under (with notes)

Posted on January 15, 2009 by

With this submission, I thought I’d lay out the process of getting a The Worst of Perth post up and running 6 or 7 days a week. It’s not all just stone boozies and Howling Wolves you know. 03:02 am. … Continue reading →

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I can already imagine the gaffa tape on your mouth

Posted on January 14, 2009 by

This is a Canberra Worst From John M, but we have had Wicked on before (although for the life of me I can’t find the post). Usually the vans are decorated to fall just on the dumbarse side of offensive, … Continue reading →

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Don’t Bogart the Octopus

Posted on January 13, 2009 by

Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit Of the skunky funky octopus shit Sing my song, puff all night long As I take occy Hits from the bong… (Cypress Hill – Hits from a blue-ring) Another … Continue reading →

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