Variety deserves its own worst category. Think the ‘bluey day’ ambulance. Yes if one of my children was sick enough to be in an ambulance, the kid, I, their dad and their sibling would really be cheered up by them being transported to hospital in a garishly painted van that other cars won’t give way to because it doesn’t look like an emergency vehicle.

And i know it’s for charidee but don’t get me started on those redfaced middle-aged wankers driving around in their ‘bash’ cars. They can’t just hand over the money, they have to show how zany they are.

There is a world of worst surrounding PMH, including some terrifying nano-sculpture, which I might start photographing now that we have a Liberal govt.