Comments on: Mosupial

By: Johnny Nonation

Johnny Nonation — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:14:56 +0000

Perhaps they will burn these effigies? Even Jeff Koons would vomit at these preposterous attempts!

By: skink

skink — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:04:09 +0000

DC@32 – I’m with Bento, I am completely cosmopolitan in my misanthropy.

My hatred for the whole western suburbs hensbums, for whom social worth is based on how close one lives to open water, is deep and pathological, and far outstrips the merely physical nausea induced by the gargoyles of Gosnells.

I quite like the goths though. anyone who goes out in blinding sunshine and forty degree heat wearing red contact lenses and a black wool trenchcoat has my respect.

By: Snuff

Snuff — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:59:06 +0000

It’s a good question, Scurrilous, but I believe you’ll find the answer in Shingo.

There you’ll discover that “Jesus came to Japan when he was 21 to study theology, returned to Judea at the age of 33 to preach”, and that he then “escaped crucifixion, got his brother crucified instead of him, and traveled back to Japan where he married a nice lady named Miyu, had several children, cultivated onions/garlic (really tasty ones, too), and lived to a mere 104-118 years of age. The villagers of Shingo (新郷) buried him, and put up a two big crosses, one for Jesus’ sacrificed brother, and one for Jesus.”

http://www.tofugu.com/2008/09/17/jesus-grave-in-japan/

p.s. Don’t pass up the worst photo opportunity while you’re there.

By: Scurrilous

Scurrilous — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:03:41 +0000

These got me wondering – what would be even less christmassy than a shaved kangaroo and plucked emu?

umm, nothing?

Though a male kangaroo may think all his christmasses had come at once.

By: Bento

Bento — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:22:38 +0000

@32 Fucking Outrage – don’t get me started on those other types. I may have inadvertently given the impression I sneer only at those from the less salubrious southern suburbs, when nothing could be further from the truth. I am very much an equal-opportunity hater.

Back on topic (of sorts). I am informed by a friend who works in the biology field (well, IT at UWA) that kangaroos have 3 vaginas. He was unable to confirm whether all are shaven.

By: cimbali

cimbali — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:48:39 +0000

@29 Skink
sorry off topic but…I once had a singing teacher who wore an eye patch. She was an old, obese, balding ex soprano whose name was Flesfader. She had a vicious temper and a disgusting hair ball of a cat who pissed all over the carpet because the old biddy was too tight to buy enough cat litter.
She did teach me to sing though.

By: Cookster

Cookster — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:35:52 +0000

DC, shit no! But that’s another sport altogether. I lived in Toorak for a while and relished a good game of ‘Bait the Toorak Type’… these people are professional catbum lippers, not your wannabe Neddies and Dalkeithites.

By: David Cohen

David Cohen — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:02:21 +0000

Mmm have to duck out for a while…the smugness and superiority stench is overpowering!

The glassy-eyed stares of goths, emos, hard-charging businesspeople in the inner city are better?

The catbum lips of the morally and materially-superior folk of the western suburbs are better?

The sullen spirituality of the port city of Freo is better?

By: Bento

Bento — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:47:24 +0000

@29 skink – my wife & I have a little game we like to play in areas such as Belmont, called ‘Don’t Look at the Feet! Don’t Look at the Feet!’.

Essentially, each player has to try to spot the most disgusting examples of feet they can find (bare feet & thongs being abundant in Belmont), and then exclaim to the other ‘Don’t Look at the Feet! Don’t Look at the Feet!’ – this having much the same effect as a ‘Wet Paint’ sign, compelling the other to look at the feet.

I’ve found the varied corns, bunions, cankles, rotted nails and calluses of Belmont provide for excellent sport.

By: Cookster

Cookster — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:41:25 +0000

Meth mites Skink… scourge of teh eastern suburbs.