Comments on: Avanti http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/ A showcase of the worst examples of architecture, design, culture and humanity in Perth Western Australia. Posts may contain adult concepts and occasional coarse language. Follow @theworstofperth on Twitter for BREAKING HOT NEWS WORSTS. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:06:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Let them spank cake… « The Worst of Perth http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-16442 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:06:38 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-16442 [...] think it was the same shop that had its exterior featured in May last [...]

]]> By: Frank Calabrese http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6513 Tue, 13 May 2008 13:42:22 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6513 [Funny you should say that. Was a Nobby’s nuts promotion which included a joke competition. I was MC. Two blondes in bikinis gave out free nuts while the local denizens - to a man - did poofter jokes. Long long time ago, but I remember the beginnings to all the jokes. “There were two poofters right…”]

But were there any sons of Italian market Gardeners in the audience dressed in their latin finest and wearing enough Bling to adorn a Madonna to be branded “Poofters” though ?

]]> By: The Lazy Aussie http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6512 Tue, 13 May 2008 12:55:59 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6512 Funny you should say that. Was a Nobby’s nuts promotion which included a joke competition. I was MC. Two blondes in bikinis gave out free nuts while the local denizens – to a man – did poofter jokes. Long long time ago, but I remember the beginnings to all the jokes. “There were two poofters right…”

]]> By: Bento http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6511 Tue, 13 May 2008 12:21:10 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6511 Blimey. I would’ve thought even Max Kaye’s patented brand of ‘comedy’ would be too sophisticated for the fair residents of Wanneroo. What did your act consist of, blonde jokes?

]]> By: The Lazy Aussie http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6510 Tue, 13 May 2008 12:08:43 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6510 The Leopold is as low as I have been performance wise. No wait, I tell a lie. Wanneroo Tavern.

]]> By: David Cohen http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6509 Tue, 13 May 2008 11:45:23 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6509 Yes Bento. He’s been to NZ, after all. Perhaps he could warm up the skumpies for Dennis Marsh?

]]> By: Bento http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6508 Tue, 13 May 2008 10:20:12 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6508 Surely the Ling is the ideal venue?

]]> By: David Cohen http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6507 Tue, 13 May 2008 09:46:20 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6507 Hmmm. Is the Charles really the best venue for you, LA?

As your media advisor I strongly advise doing your shtick at one of the establishments you have covered on TWOP: the Norwood, or the Red Castle.

Perhaps even the Hyatt, if you can bear it?

Invite Paul Murray to the VIP/corporate box area and acres of coverage is guaranteed.

]]> By: Bill O'Slatter http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6506 Tue, 13 May 2008 07:32:51 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6506 It can’t get any funnier than sausages and the scrutinator (S-meter ).

]]> By: The Lazy Aussie http://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/#comment-6505 Tue, 13 May 2008 07:29:39 +0000 http://perthworst.wordpress.com/?p=927#comment-6505 I’m usually far too funny for people to think of heckling.

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