Some may remember Belmont’s fabulous Anysex Hair, one of my favourite Worst submissions. If your hair is not sexed up enough, try Eros for Hair in Midland’s most dismal Centrepoint Shopping Centre. Please note however, if you are a Ginger, you have your own specialised hair compound a little further down the road. Midland must have a large ‘rang- a population.


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Are they Hair Pleasure Centres?
Much like Glamour Anysex, Gingers International have anachoristic digits.
As Captain Obvious is quick to point out: Midland is shite.
Fuck, I meant anachronistic. Where is the ‘edit to not look stupid’ button?
For me it is the word ‘international’ that sets Gingers apart. For Midland this must mean they have clients from as far as Guilford and Kalamunda.